To: NicknamedBob
According to the official time on this machine, as continuously updated and corrected by referencing time.us.gov, it is tomorrow. Well, no, it is actually today now, but yesterday today was tomorrow. Anyway, when yesterday was still known as 'today' there was a murmuring in the castle that tomorrow was someone's birthday. Since tomorrow in now called 'today' logic dictates that 'today' is the birthday day that would have been 'tomorrow' yesterday. Since the birthday day is now today, and since everyone will have been here later today before I make my way back even later today, while solidified globull warming is falling from the skies here at my location in emperor Cuomo's realm, let me be the first (unless someone gets there as I am typing this) to wish you a 'Happy Today'. And you can celebrate a birthday along with it.
Here's a heart shaped wish for your health and happiness on your Today... ;-)
4,083 posted on
02/26/2013 9:34:22 PM PST by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob; null and void
That was a beautiful cat. This one's a little rough around the edges, but it's the thought that counts, right?
Shhhh! Don't tell Nully where I got it from.
4,084 posted on
02/26/2013 9:57:55 PM PST by
Flotsam_Jetsome
("Obama": His entire life is Photoshopped.)
To: NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob
Bappy Hirthday!!!
No, wait, uh, Hoppy Barfday!!!
Shtill not right. Uh, Hippy Boothday!!!
Wait, wash I shupposhed to wait for NNB to shtart drinking to hish healsh???
4,142 posted on
02/27/2013 8:11:10 AM PST by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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