[channeling Yosemite Sam] Rag-blaggah frag-taggina rammstamit dagnammina...OOOOOOOO!!!
Friend on FB TEMPTING me to reloc. Just $170k.
I’d JUST ABOUT do it. TOO few bedrooms, but...it ain’t CA...
And the odds of having a substantial number of conservative neighbors is guaranteed to be higher than out there in the land of fruits and nuts.. ;-)
Oh, as you get out there to Hickory, Boone, and other kinda mountainy places, flakes accumulate among the indigenous rednecks. There’s universities and stuff, and you know what they’re like.