Russian PM not joking – extraterrestrials live among us according to MIB documentary

exopolitics.org ^ | January 2, 2013. | Dr Michael Salla on

[BenLurkin]

Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev’s off-air comments that Russian Presidents are given a secret file about extraterrestrials living among us created much media interest. Most news reports claimed that Medvedev was simply joking. His apparent reference to the Men In Black movie as a source of information on a super secret agency that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth was commonly cited as key evidence that he was in fact joking. The reasoning is that no political leader would refer reporters to a comedy to clarify national policy. It has now emerged that Medvedev was not referring to the Men in Black comedy after all, but to a recent Russian television documentary titled “Men in Black” that reveals many details about an extensive cover up of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth.

However, a more accurate translation of what Medvedev actually said about the Men in Black phenomenon was: “You can receive more detailed information having watched the documentary film of the same name.” So Medvedev was referring to a Russian “documentary film” titled Men in Black, not the Hollywood blockbuster by the same name...

Russian Men In Black (MIB) documentary, a number of prominent UFO cases in Russia and the USA are discussed. The Roswell UFO crash is covered, along with a number of extraterrestrial abduction cases, and UFOs disabling nuclear weapons facilities. The documentary examines testimony that extraterrestrial bases have been established on Earth, and that some are in restricted US military areas with the full knowledge of the Pentagon. The documentary even goes on to seriously discuss President Eisenhower’s alleged meeting with extraterrestrials, where agreements were reached with some of the visitors giving them permission to take some of the Earth’s resources in exchange for advanced technology...

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Awwwwwww!

[NicknamedBob]

I think I’ve forgotten what the question was.

[fanfan]

ROFLOL!

[fanfan]

Isn’t he just?

I got to hold him for 1/2 hr.

[no-to-illegals]

A handsome little man. Congratulations to you and yours.

[fanfan]

Thanks nti!

Life is so amazing, eh?

[NoCmpromiz]

I wouldn't expect that to cause any problem in the old carburetor days

But...

Stop and consider that back in the old carburetor days, gasoline was, well, gasoline. Except for a smidgen of tetraethyl lead. Which got the environwenies boxers in a wad and they started playing with gasoline so that today a large percentage of what they pretend is gasoline is composed majorly of substances not entirely unlike gasoline...

Oh, and headlice probably won't like a gasoline hair rinse, but don't light a match or smoke a cigarette for a few days. If you aren't troubled with headlice, but have made some trips to the more uncivilized portions of the world, like, say, Detroit... you might find that you have picked up a friendly Taenia saginata or one of its kin.

If you find that you have an uninvited tenant living in your abode and you are fresh out of praziquantel, you can use the old jungle remedy.. Take a teaspoon of sugar and soak it in gasoline (or kerosene, or diesel, they're all alipathic) and swallow it down. Your occupier will positively disseminate segmentally...

It does taste a but difficult though...

[Tax-chick]

I looked it up on USPS.gov.

[Tax-chick]

What a beautiful boy, Granfanfan!

[Tax-chick]

[no-to-illegals]

lol and Good morning T-c and everyone.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning! The Envirothon team is going to Raleigh in my van today, so I’m about to leave the Interwebs and start rushing. See y’all later, after they’ve gone. Maybe I’ll let the byos play a computer game so I can have a little downtime, at least enough to find Anoreth’s tax documents and get them in the mail.

[no-to-illegals]

Chores will dominate the day for myself as well. May all be and go well for all of us.

[no-to-illegals]

Being honest, have not researched that one to see if ... Failure is a continuing prevalent puzzle ... is an original.

[moose07]

Good Morning Folks,

Stolen under licence from Redmder

[no-to-illegals]

lol works with children too.

[moose07]

Congratulations to you and yours, Fanfan.
5 mins old and already on the Internet, they do start young these days.
:)

[moose07]

Only if the box is large enough to fit 'at a minimum' on the head as a hat.

[no-to-illegals]

From past studies have found that adults can do the darnedest things with empty boxes. Empty boxes; they aren't just for moving things around, anymore. Give an adult an empty box (if large enough) and zoom, zoom, zoom ... instant anything which comes to mind can occur. The elderly are particularly prone to do imaginative things with an empty box. Keep the sharp instruments away from the elderly though, if housed in assisted living or nursing care, for these elderly will formulate a plan of escape. I know the first thing am going looking for if placed in assisted living or nursing care is a large empty box and something sharp.

[JoeProBono]