LET THE POLISH JOKES BEGIN
To: JoeProBono
2 posted on
12/13/2012 10:35:58 PM PST by
max americana
(Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
4 posted on
12/13/2012 10:37:25 PM PST by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
“And for all the good these ‘suppository’ pills do, I might as well stuff them up my ... or maybe I did.”
“Magda, come help me find my hearing aid!” added the flustered Polish man, pulling a pill out of his ear.
5 posted on
12/13/2012 10:44:32 PM PST by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: JoeProBono; a fool in paradise
An epidemic in Poland, avoid visiting the country. Yesterday on these pages there was a report of one such incident, now there is another!
6 posted on
12/13/2012 10:47:30 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: JoeProBono
I was busy on a phone call while also holding a banana I had just peeled. Yes, I put the banana to my ear by mistake.
But that is not as bad as...
...making a call on you regular phone to find your cell phone then picking up the cell phone and saying hello, to myself. Yikes.
Now if I could just find where I put my car keys.
13 posted on
12/13/2012 11:05:12 PM PST by
gunsequalfreedom
(Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
To: JoeProBono
I was busy on a phone call while also holding a banana I had just peeled. Yes, I put the banana to my ear by mistake.
But that is not as bad as...
...making a call on your regular phone to find where you put your cell phone then picking up the cell phone when it rings and saying hello (to myself). Yikes.
Now if I could just find where I put my car keys.
15 posted on
12/13/2012 11:06:11 PM PST by
gunsequalfreedom
(Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
To: JoeProBono; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
That doesn't beat what my former ex-girlfriend once did!
17 posted on
12/13/2012 11:11:16 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: JoeProBono
Ever hear about the Polish guy who broke his arm raking leaves?
24 posted on
12/13/2012 11:36:44 PM PST by
headstamp 2
(What would Scooby do?)
To: JoeProBono
33 posted on
12/14/2012 12:51:53 AM PST by
Cronos
(**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
To: JoeProBono
This reminds me of a joke I heard in 4th grade: How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the iron. If it really happened to this dude, I’m sorry.
34 posted on
12/14/2012 3:20:14 AM PST by
KingLudd
To: JoeProBono
I think its more likely that his wife threw the iron at him because he was watching TV instead of doing housework.
To: JoeProBono
A Polish man said he was distracted by boxing on TV and mistook a hot iron for the telephone, burning the side of his head.He then burned his fingers trying to dial 9-1-1.
To: JoeProBono
I went to high school with a girl who did the same thing.
To: JoeProBono
“Suddenly the phone rang and I mucked things up....
The man said he will continue to help his wife with the ironing, but not while watching boxing on TV.”
I really have to give this guy credit. He takes responsibility for his own error and then talks about what HE is going to do differently to ensure he does not make the mistake again!
41 posted on
12/14/2012 8:53:46 AM PST by
CSM
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