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1 posted on 12/07/2012 4:52:33 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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2 posted on 12/07/2012 4:58:40 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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3 posted on 12/07/2012 4:59:35 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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4 posted on 12/07/2012 5:00:38 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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IATDP In after the double piing


5 posted on 12/07/2012 5:01:12 AM PST by tnlibertarian
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My 3.5 year old daughter is going to be in the next Spiele Max toys catalog. :)

Spiele Max is huge in Germany!

6 posted on 12/07/2012 5:01:22 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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TOP TEN!!


7 posted on 12/07/2012 5:03:50 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
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Drinks for Everyone

A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him.

He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, “Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican.”

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss.

So the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”

So just to make his point one more time, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. But, as before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”

Frustrated, the union boss asks the bartender, “What the hell is the matter with that Republican? I’ve ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?”

“Nope,” replies the bartender. “He owns the place.”


13 posted on 12/07/2012 5:29:22 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (0 bummer inherited a worse economy in 2012 than he did in 2008.)
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OH! This thing is positively EVIL! My cousins have had it for years, and every Christmas we all sit around and play with it. It's a very low amperage shock, but it truly does hurt if you're on the receiving end.

Thankfully I don't play until later on in the day when everyone is soused and my sobriety gives me a leg up on reaction time. Fun for the whole family!

14 posted on 12/07/2012 5:38:01 AM PST by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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Top 100. Thanks Lucky9teen.


16 posted on 12/07/2012 5:40:46 AM PST by kevinm13 (Tim Geithner is a tax cheat. Manmade "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
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Yay! It's Primeday!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCmi5loEBUk

19 posted on 12/07/2012 6:00:30 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!!


21 posted on 12/07/2012 6:13:13 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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24 posted on 12/07/2012 6:21:36 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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30 posted on 12/07/2012 6:55:36 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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33 posted on 12/07/2012 6:58:16 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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• 40 THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK

1. “I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t.”

2. “I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.”

3. “How about never? Is never good for you?”

4. “I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.”

5. “I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.”

6. “I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.”

7. “I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.”

8. “I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.”

9. “It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a damn word you’re saying.”

10. “Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.”

11. “I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.”

12. “You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.”

13. “I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.”

14. “I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.”

15. “I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.”

16. “Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.”

17. “The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.”

18. “Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.”

19. “What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?”

20. “I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.”

21. “It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.”

22. “Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.”

23. “And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?”

24. “Do I look like a people person?”

25. “This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.”

26. “I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.”

27. “Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.”

28. “If I throw a stick, will you leave?”

29. “Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.”

30. “Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.”

31. “I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.”

32. “A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.”

33. “Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?”

34. “Too many freaks, not enough circuses.”

35. “Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?”

36. “Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.”

37. “How do I set a laser printer to stun?”

38. “I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary.”

39. “Who lit the fuse on your tampon?”

40. “Oh I get it... like humor... but different!”


34 posted on 12/07/2012 7:34:29 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
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41 posted on 12/07/2012 8:31:57 AM PST by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
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44 posted on 12/07/2012 8:36:01 AM PST by Pride_of_the_Bluegrass
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http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf


47 posted on 12/07/2012 8:56:42 AM PST by unique1
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Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones
* *

Dear Timmy,
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring you something you can go outside and play with.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus

* *
Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. Nice” contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones
* *

Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus
* *

Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boys and we’re gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
T-Bone
* *

Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? “He sees you when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your s—t wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you’d throw up your Totino’s pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what you asked for, but I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you’re ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
S Clizzy
* *

Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.
Timmy
* *

Timmy,
That’s what I thought you little b@stard.
Santa


49 posted on 12/07/2012 9:11:22 AM PST by unique1
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Top 51!!


51 posted on 12/07/2012 9:29:24 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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