You're hysterical, and as bad as the libs who think the federal government is there to protect us from every possible danger in life.
My cats are conservatives. They take risks, kill rodent intruders, and live a free life. They're happier and more content than any caged feline.
I hope your cats are fixed so they aren't out there making more cats. Where I live, there is a major stray/feral cat population explosion. All because people are too lazy or cheap to spay/neuter their cats. Again, like Obama voters — having plenty of babies and expecting the government to take care of them.
I'm not hysterical. I just happen to love my cat enough to take responsibility for him. Too bad you don't with yours.