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Teacher injured in airborne fish attack
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| Updated: Oct 19, 2012 7:13 AM CDT
Posted on 10/21/2012 10:29:24 AM PDT by cdchik123
Edited on 10/21/2012 10:33:52 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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NAPLES, FL - A Naples High School teacher suffered minor injuries after an airborne assault by fish. But deputies say the fish likely had an accomplice - below, read the witty report written up by a school resource deputy after the September incident.
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posted on
10/21/2012 10:29:28 AM PDT
by
cdchik123
To: cdchik123
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posted on
10/21/2012 10:30:30 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(We canÂ’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
To: cdchik123
The Perp’s gonna FRY for this!...
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posted on
10/21/2012 10:31:58 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Why yes, that was crude and uncalled for......That's why I said it..............)
To: cdchik123
>>The suspect was released with further investigation required. <<
Suspect ended being quite delicious with tarter sauce...
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posted on
10/21/2012 10:38:58 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(We canÂ’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
To: cdchik123
Frankly, folks frequently find free falling fish fairly frightful.
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posted on
10/21/2012 10:43:53 AM PDT
by
Gabrial
To: rodguy911
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posted on
10/21/2012 10:59:59 AM PDT
by
Roccus
To: Gabrial
Phreaking phunny Phreeper phishing phor phree and phacetious pharceurs!
Phracking, eh!
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posted on
10/21/2012 11:10:37 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: cdchik123
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posted on
10/21/2012 11:13:22 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(World Series bound and picking up steam, GO GET 'EM,TIGERS!)
To: cdchik123
It said the incident gave her a haddock. Lucky she had aspirin in her perch. It’ll be a mackerel if she doesn’t sue.
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posted on
10/21/2012 11:42:18 AM PDT
by
Boiling point
(Socialism; Ideas so good they have to be mandatory.)
To: cdchik123
It happened to me one time. We lived by the ocean, I was hanging clothes on the clothesline on a bright sunny day and a fish dropped out of the sky and hit me on the shoulder. I always figured a seagull must have dropped it.
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posted on
10/21/2012 12:05:39 PM PDT
by
Cindy of Nashville
(What has the Democrat party become???)
To: Boiling point
And send her a nice boquet of flounders.
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posted on
10/21/2012 1:04:28 PM PDT
by
molson50
To: cdchik123
The FAA should be called in. There is a possibility of wing failure!
Then again the pilot may be at fault.
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posted on
10/21/2012 1:30:11 PM PDT
by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
To: cdchik123
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posted on
10/21/2012 1:33:30 PM PDT
by
JediJones
(ROMNEY/RYAN: TURNAROUND ARTISTS ***** OBAMA/BIDEN: BULL $HIT ARTISTS)
To: JediJones
Still better than “Avatar”...
To: cdchik123
This story doesn’t make sense.
I’d give a fin to know what really happened.
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posted on
10/21/2012 1:42:56 PM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(If Obama is an empty chair, then Biden is the whoopee cushion.)
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