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Comebacks for Joe Biden
All of us | 10/11/12 | Us

Posted on 10/11/2012 4:11:46 AM PDT by Jess Kitting

Joe Biden is very fond of repeating "Osama bin Laden is dead, and GM is alive."

A good comeback for that would be:

Our ambassador is dead, and Al Qaeda is very much alive.

If you have any zingers, tips, or ideas for Paul Ryan (not that he needs that much help) in tonight's debate, please share them.


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To: Jess Kitting
Biden: "Obama killed Osama."

Ryan: "If Obama killed Osama, Nixon walked on the moon!"

21 posted on 10/11/2012 5:25:15 AM PDT by drpix
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To: Jess Kitting

Every time Bite me says anything about “taxing the rich” or “fair share”, just say there is nothing keeping rich liberals from sending an additional check to the IRS on a monthly basis.


22 posted on 10/11/2012 5:31:50 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: Jess Kitting
Biden: "Osama bin Laden is dead, and GM is alive."

Ryan: "You didn't do that. A lot of other people made that happen."

23 posted on 10/11/2012 5:32:51 AM PDT by whd23 (Every time a link is de-blogged an angel gets its wings.)
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To: Jess Kitting

GM plant in DE is dead. Fisker was going to make cars there, but they opted for Finland.


24 posted on 10/11/2012 5:34:50 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: Jess Kitting
Joe, where were the most GM plants built in the last four years?

Answer: China

25 posted on 10/11/2012 5:37:35 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
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To: Jess Kitting

Ryan has to push him hard, and call him on his lies. That’s when Biden makes his famous gaffes, when he’s mad or on the defensive, or trying to be funny.


26 posted on 10/11/2012 5:50:42 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: Caipirabob

Ryan visibly relaxes and gets in the zone the moment he says anything about numbers.That appears to be his happy place.


27 posted on 10/11/2012 6:01:23 AM PDT by Anima Mundi (ENVY IS JUST PASSIVE, LAZY GREED)
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To: Jess Kitting

“You cannot go to a Chick fil A unless you have a slight American accent.... I’m not joking.”


28 posted on 10/11/2012 6:23:33 AM PDT by weeder
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To: Sacajaweau

“I can assure you, that if Mitt Romney is elected president, whatever the outcome of his first four years in office, he won’t be blaming his predecessor.”


29 posted on 10/11/2012 6:31:44 AM PDT by nikos1121
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To: Jess Kitting

GM is alive in the same way a zombie is alive.

It’s time to stop the zombification of American industry.


30 posted on 10/11/2012 6:39:28 AM PDT by chrisser (Starve the Monkeys!)
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To: drpix
Ryan: "If Obama killed Osama, Nixon walked on the moon!"

Love it!

31 posted on 10/11/2012 6:46:02 AM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: drpix

“Biden: “Obama killed Osama.”
Ryan: “If Obama killed Osama, Nixon walked on the moon!””

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Exactly!

As someone also posted:

0bamma deserves as much credit for killing Osama bin Laden as Nixon deserves for landing the first men on the moon


32 posted on 10/11/2012 6:47:28 AM PDT by John Galt's cousin (Constitutional Conservatism NOW! * * * * * * * * * * Repeal the 17th Amendment!)
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To: Jess Kitting
Joe...You and Pres Obama are fixated on creating a very expensive floor that no one can fall below. Mitt Romney and I believe that the American Dream is to live in a country where there is no ceiling on how high you can rise.

Joe...You think government is the answer to everything. The dirty little secret is that government does a very good job of taking care of government. And a very poor job of taking care of people.

Joe...I know you like to think of yourself as Robin Hood robbing from the rich to give to the poor...By the way, thanks for not wearing the green tights...but the truth is you are robbing from our children and grandchildren to give to your government schemes and boondoggles.

Joe it is IMMORAL to continue to bury the young people of this country under the crushing debt of your failed schemes and boondoggle...Immoral!

Joe on your dying day you expect to pass to your children and grandchildren a inheritance that will make their lives easier. Why to you and Pres Obama think it is OK to pass a legacy of crushing debt to the young people of America. Isn't that unjust, unfair and IMMORAL!

33 posted on 10/11/2012 7:15:36 AM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: Awgie
Joe...You and Pres Obama are committed to a plan where you are asking the American people to give more and more of our money to you. You promise to spend it wisely...to take care of us. Sounds like “Trickle down Government” to me.
34 posted on 10/11/2012 7:49:44 AM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: Sacajaweau
Setup is right. Even now, ABC News and White House Spokesperson Martha Radditz is setting up Ryan so Slow Joe can give him that Lloyd Betsen zinger, "I knew Jack Kenendy, and Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy!"

So Martha will say something flattering to Paul, comparing him to a well known democrat and then let Biden hack away at whatever his response is.

Bet on it. And the drivebys will howl with delight and broadcast it for a week.

35 posted on 10/11/2012 8:04:07 AM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: drpix

“Biden: “Obama killed Osama.”
Ryan: “If Obama killed Osama, Nixon walked on the moon!””

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Exactly!

As someone also posted:

0bamma deserves as much credit for killing Osama bin Laden as Nixon deserves for landing the first men on the moon


36 posted on 10/11/2012 10:48:35 AM PDT by John Galt's cousin (Constitutional Conservatism NOW! * * * * * * * * * * Repeal the 17th Amendment!)
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