No, Patton shot down Yamamoto, it was Germany that bombed Pearl Harbor because they were mad at Lithuania.
And if you can just wait 3 months you can get any O’Really book at the thrift store for 50 cents. 6 months and you can get it out of the free bin in front.
Who’s on First, What’s on Second... Lithuania was the batting coach
Wait, WHAT?! Patton didn’t shoot down Yamamoto. That was Kim Jong Il’s ghost from the future, brought back in time by a young General Pinochet. Doesn’t anyone read history books anymore?
Germany bombed Pearl Harbor, because they were mad at a Disney cartoon making fun of Der Fuehrer. Don’t you know anything?