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1 posted on 10/05/2012 12:48:53 PM PDT by Sopater
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My sister is still having sex with a Neanderthal.


35 posted on 10/05/2012 1:22:41 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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Never have gone to bed with a Neanderthal, but I’ve woke up next to quite a few of them!


37 posted on 10/05/2012 1:25:45 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Vote Romney to stop Obama. Vote conservative Congresspeople to stop Romney.)
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There is no scientific consensus that humans lived at the same time as the neanderthals let alone had sex with them. This must therefore be sarcasm.
38 posted on 10/05/2012 1:26:13 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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Before humans broke off sex with neanderthals: Photobucket
39 posted on 10/05/2012 1:26:45 PM PDT by ontap
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Did they examine Bill Clinton? Apparently he likes mummies.


41 posted on 10/05/2012 1:27:30 PM PDT by Obadiah (The corrupt MSM is the enemy of the American people.)
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“...expanded out of Africa...”

I’m guessing after visiting Brazil it was pretty tough going back to a hairy ape.


42 posted on 10/05/2012 1:29:54 PM PDT by 21twelve (So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
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The Naked archeologist (a show I really enjoyed but you can’t get anymore) postulated the term “giants” in the bible in Genesis really meant old ones, and that the translation error came from the ancient concept of Titans being the old ones. Anyway, supposedly that area of Israel has a lot of Neanderthal remains and the thought was they were talking about Neanderthals in those verses of Genesis about the Nephilim.

If I recall correctly, he interviewed a bunch of rabbis in Israel and threw this out there. Never figured out if it was junk science or what, but it sounded interesting.


47 posted on 10/05/2012 1:35:48 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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It is never a good thing to say, “broke off” and “sex” in the same sentence.


48 posted on 10/05/2012 1:38:52 PM PDT by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
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fat girls,scooters, Neanderthals ...there’s a joke in there somewhere.


50 posted on 10/05/2012 1:45:40 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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It was around this time the Neanderthals invented the veil and the burkha for good reason.


51 posted on 10/05/2012 1:48:14 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (yup-Who knew??)
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I really don’t like seeing “sex” and “broke off” in the same sentence.


52 posted on 10/05/2012 1:48:46 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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“I really think we need to see other humans.”................


56 posted on 10/05/2012 1:55:46 PM PDT by Red Badger (Is it just me, or is Hillary! starting to look like Benjamin Franklin?.................)
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Perhaps if she did a little something with her hair, maybe a ribbon or bow, a touch of lace.. yep, might have changed everything, could even have become a First Lady or somthin.. :)


57 posted on 10/05/2012 1:56:59 PM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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ya ever notice the scenario is always a Neanderthal man with a beautiful Homo sapiens or Cro-Magnon girl, eg. Ayla?

The image is never Neanderthal women with Homo Sapiens/Cro Magnon males.

Makes ya wonder what these women saw in Neanderthals??


58 posted on 10/05/2012 1:57:20 PM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk oMnly to me.)
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The last sex ... likely occurred as recently as 47,000 years ago

Fun with ellipses...

59 posted on 10/05/2012 1:59:06 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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Photobucket

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I need to evolve, you say...get out of the trees more. Try walking on two legs...stop flinging my poo...I get it. I get it!

Maybe it's not too late...if I do what the male humans do I'll evolve, right?

I just wish I understood why they are always chasing these silly little beasts around...they're dirty and this one smells like she just ate fish!!!

60 posted on 10/05/2012 2:07:07 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
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I’m not sure I agree with the headline - I know a guy who dates a girl with a tatoo.


61 posted on 10/05/2012 2:16:25 PM PDT by BobL (You can live each day only once. You can waste a few, but don't waste too many.)
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Michelle did what?


66 posted on 10/05/2012 2:44:04 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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Must have been something they said...

Once you move to the other side of the elephant tracks, you just can't slum it and go back.

67 posted on 10/05/2012 2:44:43 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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when the last one died???
69 posted on 10/05/2012 3:07:03 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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