Posted on 09/28/2012 6:49:57 PM PDT by Solomon8522
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But now we have to come up with a definition for Facebood.
(Maybe the spectators didn’t like the new Facebook status and booed it?)
I must admit, it was certainly more intelligent than anything the $oros paid trolls and stoned Paultards have posted here in the last couple of years.
:)
Wha...???
Dang! I had no clue this was where we is. However, LET’S GET BIZZY!!!
Thanks for the advance notice! I'll begin searching for an appropriate shrubbery.
Somewhere, in sion’s basket of FR Goodies, there was a bottle of the official booze of FreeRepublic, specifically brewed in the Undead Vats for times of celebration. Anyone have the stuff for it? I can’t even pronounce it’s Scottish name, but I think Nicknamedbob knows where to find it. Or something...maybe...sorta...
I don’t know, Monkey Face, how bout you, Baynative.
The late Sionnsar had spoken with The Powers That Be and gotten official sanction for a bottle with the FR logo on it. Since Sion’s demise, I have no idea who has the pertinent data for said bottle.
My own feelings are that the bottle should be included each time we move the Undead Thread to another dying-on-the-vine wannabe thread.
Was it usquebaugh?
It appears to be being maintained in Sionnsar's photobucket account. The bottles are still showing on my about page.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c236/sionnsar/PingLists/poblachdsaorsa.jpg
But 8522 is still here?
".."
Thanks for the Pings. Great captioned images on this one. If I were a Facebooder, I'd link it. ;)
Indeed, and he's going to be a feisty one.
By the way, guys? Solomon8522 is undead. Did he have a blue screen when you pinged me?
If so, it was just a suspension. Sigh... Here’s hoping he makes a good FReeper when he sobers up.
And thank you, Solomon8522, for facebool and Republim.
I didn’t see anything but the title. And I just posted facebool instead of facebood, and I am stone sober.
Oh, are you saying that the title was more intelligent...? Well, I’ll go along with that.
[a man puts a body on the cart]>[? Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
Naw, he was still alive when I left.. I suppose, whatever was typed was by an obvious x-tra tipsy person and the admin are giving him a chance to sober-up and prove otherwise?! lol
Most (including me) have no clue what was even said ;^)
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