[Lazamataz]

I would like to take this moment to OFFICIALLY WELCOME MITT ROMNEY to the Rage Monkey series.

Everyone wave, smile nice, and say, "Hi Mitt!"

[CatherineofAragon]

"I would like to take this moment to OFFICIALLY WELCOME MITT ROMNEY to the Rage Monkey series.

Everyone wave, smile nice, and say, "Hi Mitt!"

Yeah, hi, Mitt....what's up?

Now you keep your teeth bared, your gut churning, your voice growling, and your inner Rage Monkey shrieking truth to power! YOU GOT THAT, SOLDIER??

[thingumbob]

Hi...MItt!

[GeronL]

HI MITT

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[TheOldLady]

Hi, Mitt and associates!

       

[Fast Moving Angel]

Hey, Mitt ... wassup? *waves*

And Laz, this is for your little buddy ... next time, I'll bring a banana:

[P.O.E.]

Rage Monkey was ahead of the curve

[no-to-illegals]

Hi Mitt.

[Two Kids' Dad]

If any of Mitt’s people are monitoring this thread, remind him of this:

No one fighting like a sparring partner ever beats the champ and wins the belt. It’s Romney’s DUTY to get out there and kick ass and then kick ass some more and keep on kicking ass until 0bama loses in November. Use facts, use humor and mockery, use visuals, use bumper sticker slogans, USE IT ALL! And never EVER call him “nice” again. Got it?!?

And where the hell is Priebus?!? He needs to be out there front and center as well. Rage like a monkey against the anti-American idiocy that spews forth from this administration daily. Rage against the knee-pad bastards and sluts in the media.

If this fight is lost, this country is probably lost. Time to go all in. Swing for the fences. Go for the knockout. And any other sports metaphors you can think of.