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The Best and Funniest Country (esp. the South and Mid-West) Expressions [Vanity]
Pharmboy
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Posted on 09/21/2012 1:58:04 PM PDT by Pharmboy
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Refering to an attractive woman;
“Finer than snake hair.”
To: 19th LA Inf
"I bet she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch" Of one with large lips: You don't get lips like that sucking on door knobs
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posted on
09/21/2012 4:56:28 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: yarddog
it was a 60 year old Jesup lady (a classic southern one to boot) who gave me the pronunciation lesson. Wayne county inbreeding, I guess.
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:00:20 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(By comparison to Obama, at least Nero could play a fiddle.)
To: Pharmboy
Tighter than bark on a tree. (Stingy)
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:08:26 PM PDT
by
Polyxene
(Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
To: llevrok
When you said inbreeding I had to smile a bit.
I am not going to say what her name is but it is not a common one. That is not common unless you live in SE Georgia.
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:13:00 PM PDT
by
yarddog
To: Pharmboy
From my dad (Alabama):
If I was in a better mood (happier, whatever)... I'd be twins. Also, sometimes varied to
If I was happier, you'd have to tie my leg to a chair to keep me from floating away. From my grandmother (W-Central PA): Offen the light. (turn off the light)
From my husband & his Kentucky relatives: I'm fixin' to... meaning I'm getting ready to... And among the males, she's hotter than a brick sh--house with a drop ceiling.
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:23:18 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: Pharmboy
from my husband (Central IL) I’m as happy as a gopher in soft dirt
Comment #168 Removed by Moderator
To: Pharmboy
Another good one from Dad when he’d call us out on whatever:
“If bullsh-t were music you’d be a brass band”
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:29:36 PM PDT
by
gopwhit
To: Pharmboy
From my husband's family in southern Illinois:
She's so ugly she'd make a train take a dirt road.
From my husband's grandmother:
I've heard bugs fart before. (I don't believe you.)
I'm not talking just to hear my gums bump. (Pay attention to what I'm saying.)
From my Dad who grew up in NW Ohio:
Take the Toledo way around. (Go out of your way to get somewhere.)
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:30:08 PM PDT
by
stayathomemom
(Beware of kittens modifying your posts.)
To: Pharmboy
“Soup cooling lips” (big lips)
Your girl friend eats like a beagle. (gobbles)
Quicker than a pit bull on a pre-schooler.
To: KittenClaws
>> Angry enough to spit nails
my dad would always say “angry enough to chew wire and spit nails”
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:48:57 PM PDT
by
class8601_nuke
(don't just be critical, be prompt critical.)
To: Pharmboy
Smells bad enough to knock a buzzard off a sh*twagon.
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:51:17 PM PDT
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: Pharmboy
that face could stop a 8 day clock
make a train take a dirt road
crazer than a sh1t house loon.
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posted on
09/21/2012 5:52:46 PM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eatl my dog!)
To: Pharmboy
He’s crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
To: rightly_dividing
“He was so crooked they had to screw him into the ground when he died” (heard that one regarding a late great uncle who owned a car dealership, didn’t know he was poorly regarded and it shocked me).
To: KittenClaws
She could eat popcorn from a Coke bottle.
To: Pharmboy; All
I’ve only been through the first 50 posts and laughed harder than I have in many months.
Can’t wait to read the rest!
Yeah, it’s a slow Friday night...
kg/nancy
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posted on
09/21/2012 6:11:56 PM PDT
by
krunkygirl
(force multiplier in effect...)
To: CrazyIvan
“A crick is a creek narrow enought to step over.”
In England that would still be a River.
bump for later
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posted on
09/21/2012 6:16:52 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
(Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
To: mrs. a
I am loving this thread!
Speaking of sh-twagons, my Dad had this lovely:
“Crazier than a sh-thouse rat”
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posted on
09/21/2012 6:16:56 PM PDT
by
gopwhit
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