Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A man from Chongqing in Southern China nearly suffocated to death after a romantic gesture to his girlfriend went wrong.
Mr Hu Seng had asked his friend to tape him into a box so he could ship himself via a courier service to his girlfriend, Li Wang.
However, the romantic gesture turned into a life-threatening event for Mr Hu when the courier company mixed up the address with another delivery.
The 30-minute wait turned into a three-hour ordeal for Mr Hu.
The material of the box was reportedly too thick for him to make any breathing holes while inside and he did not want to spoil the surprise by calling for attention.
When the box arrived at Li Wang's place, his friend was poised to record the event.
However, they found Mr Hu unconscious and looking pale upon opening the package.
Subsequently, paramedics were called over to her apartment to revive him.
He admitted, "I didn't realise it would take so long."
The courier company said they would not have accepted this delivery if they had known there was a person inside.
The spokesperson said that even for animals, a special container would be used so they can breathe properly.
My apology. This is what happens to one when one is uninformed. Please accept my apology Mr. Quackers. My uninformed stance has caused me shame. May Mr. Quackers and his flock duck the predators. Ducking out to keep me head.
May your day be free of irritable Canada geese and unfortunate teleFRAG incidents. Especially at the same time.
Hey kids, do you know what day it is?
www.talklikeapirate.com
So raise your mug o’ grog, hoist a Jolly Roger, and don’t forget to keep an eye on the booty...
Yaaaarrrgghh!
Arrrrrr, it be too early in the day for thinkin’ bout booty!
*Muffled voice responding*
(”I’m okay. Just caching some ZZZs.”)
Sorry lass, for a scurvy sea-dog like me’self, ‘tis never too early... ;-)
Thank You, and may your day be filled with the Freedom of Life, Love and Happiness.
Yaaaarrrgghh!
Oh Aye... For certain...
I hear ya!
It hasn’t made blasphemous noises while brewing, has it?
I can’t tell when the coffee maker is blaspheming - we’re not that close - but I understand the washer and the vacuum cleaner perfectly!
When my washer went total cabal on me, it was obviously blaspheming!
And hopping across the floor as well.
“Win-eyouk barghragh desthranak boog!” along with the accompanying sounds of metal banging across the floor.
My coffeemaker didn’t make noises yesterday, but it did decide to overflow all over the counter .... without even the good graces to warn me! 8<)
” (”I’m okay. Just caching some ZZZs.”)”
How many did you catch? I caught 1200.
If you go to Krispy Kreme and order in a pirate brogue you’ll a free donut. If you go dressed as a pirate, you’ll get a free dozen!
The only thing I know in pirate is “arrrgggghhhh!!”
The other words I know aren’t fit to print here....
;o]
Do you mean that in order to save his contemptible life, he dared to impress upon our credulous simplicity?
Some pirates are more eloquent than others.
Yaaaarrrgghh!
Arrrrr! Off to Jurrrrrrrrry duty!
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