If you go to Krispy Kreme and order in a pirate brogue you’ll a free donut. If you go dressed as a pirate, you’ll get a free dozen!
The only thing I know in pirate is “arrrgggghhhh!!”
The other words I know aren’t fit to print here....
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OK, so you're like kidding me so that I go to Krispy Kreme in my pirate costume demanding free donuts? You'd better be prepared to post bail, young lady.