I can’t tell when the coffee maker is blaspheming - we’re not that close - but I understand the washer and the vacuum cleaner perfectly!
When my washer went total cabal on me, it was obviously blaspheming!
And hopping across the floor as well.
“Win-eyouk barghragh desthranak boog!” along with the accompanying sounds of metal banging across the floor.
My coffeemaker didn’t make noises yesterday, but it did decide to overflow all over the counter .... without even the good graces to warn me! 8<)