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Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)
AsiaOne ^
| Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012
Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; LibreOuMort; HKMk23; Anoreth; Darksheare; Cyber Liberty; ...
541
posted on
09/19/2012 3:05:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Use the nukes, Bibi!)
To: Silentgypsy
My apology. This is what happens to one when one is uninformed. Please accept my apology Mr. Quackers. My uninformed stance has caused me shame. May Mr. Quackers and his flock duck the predators. Ducking out to keep me head.
542
posted on
09/19/2012 4:47:36 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: no-to-illegals
May your day be free of irritable Canada geese and unfortunate teleFRAG incidents. Especially at the same time.
543
posted on
09/19/2012 5:27:46 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Use the nukes, Bibi!)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
Hey kids, do you know what day it is?
www.talklikeapirate.com
So raise your mug o’ grog, hoist a Jolly Roger, and don’t forget to keep an eye on the booty...
Yaaaarrrgghh!
544
posted on
09/19/2012 5:33:20 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Dead Corpse
Arrrrrr, it be too early in the day for thinkin’ bout booty!
545
posted on
09/19/2012 5:36:27 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Use the nukes, Bibi!)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; Dead Corpse; LibreOuMort
*Muffled voice responding*
(”I’m okay. Just caching some ZZZs.”)
546
posted on
09/19/2012 5:40:00 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Obama's economic agenda failed, not because it was stopped, but because it was passed. - Paul Ryan)
To: Tax-chick
Sorry lass, for a scurvy sea-dog like me’self, ‘tis never too early... ;-)
547
posted on
09/19/2012 5:46:59 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Tax-chick
Thank You, and may your day be filled with the Freedom of Life, Love and Happiness.
548
posted on
09/19/2012 5:48:41 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: Dead Corpse
Yaaaarrrgghh! Yaaaarrrgghh!
549
posted on
09/19/2012 5:50:36 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: no-to-illegals
550
posted on
09/19/2012 6:08:20 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Dead Corpse
551
posted on
09/19/2012 6:57:31 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Use the nukes, Bibi!)
To: Rebelbase
It hasn’t made blasphemous noises while brewing, has it?
552
posted on
09/19/2012 7:13:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare; Rebelbase
I can’t tell when the coffee maker is blaspheming - we’re not that close - but I understand the washer and the vacuum cleaner perfectly!
553
posted on
09/19/2012 7:51:25 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Use the nukes, Bibi!)
To: Tax-chick; Rebelbase; Silentgypsy
When my washer went total cabal on me, it was obviously blaspheming!
And hopping across the floor as well.
“Win-eyouk barghragh desthranak boog!” along with the accompanying sounds of metal banging across the floor.
554
posted on
09/19/2012 7:54:50 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Tax-chick
My coffeemaker didn’t make noises yesterday, but it did decide to overflow all over the counter .... without even the good graces to warn me! 8<)
555
posted on
09/19/2012 7:55:18 AM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; Dead Corpse; LibreOuMort
” (”I’m okay. Just caching some ZZZs.”)”
How many did you catch? I caught 1200.
556
posted on
09/19/2012 7:56:43 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; no-to-illegals; HKMk23; fanfan; All
If you go to Krispy Kreme and order in a pirate brogue you’ll a free donut. If you go dressed as a pirate, you’ll get a free dozen!
The only thing I know in pirate is “arrrgggghhhh!!”
The other words I know aren’t fit to print here....
;o]
557
posted on
09/19/2012 8:15:09 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
To: Dead Corpse
Do you mean that in order to save his contemptible life, he dared to impress upon our credulous simplicity?
Some pirates are more eloquent than others.
To: Monkey Face; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Darkchylde; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...
559
posted on
09/19/2012 8:37:25 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Silentgypsy
Arrrrr! Off to Jurrrrrrrrry duty!
560
posted on
09/19/2012 8:41:16 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1339 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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