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Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)
AsiaOne ^
| Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012
Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A man from Chongqing in Southern China nearly suffocated to death after a romantic gesture to his girlfriend went wrong.
Mr Hu Seng had asked his friend to tape him into a box so he could ship himself via a courier service to his girlfriend, Li Wang.
However, the romantic gesture turned into a life-threatening event for Mr Hu when the courier company mixed up the address with another delivery.
The 30-minute wait turned into a three-hour ordeal for Mr Hu.
The material of the box was reportedly too thick for him to make any breathing holes while inside and he did not want to spoil the surprise by calling for attention.
When the box arrived at Li Wang's place, his friend was poised to record the event.
However, they found Mr Hu unconscious and looking pale upon opening the package.
Subsequently, paramedics were called over to her apartment to revive him.
He admitted, "I didn't realise it would take so long."
The courier company said they would not have accepted this delivery if they had known there was a person inside.
The spokesperson said that even for animals, a special container would be used so they can breathe properly.
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To: bleach; colinhester
To: Darksheare
To: nickcarraway; Darksheare
Thanks, Nick! I guess that means it’s safe to alert the Zombies...?
*happy dance*
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posted on
09/06/2012 1:07:00 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Pray like everything is up to God and work like everything is up to you!)
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
IBTTS
(In Before The Thread Switcharoo)
44
posted on
09/06/2012 5:27:23 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1326 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
To: nickcarraway
Wish they could all be cemetery girls...
45
posted on
09/06/2012 5:29:09 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1326 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Americanwolf; Anoreth; ...
We will on a "Cash on Delivery or Dead on Arrival?" Thread this month.
[Hat tip to nickcarraway who is donating the thread!]
46
posted on
09/06/2012 5:29:34 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
47
posted on
09/06/2012 5:42:22 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(The most transparent administration ever is clear as mud.)
To: Rebelbase
Excellent!
We had to have ourselves shipped here from our last location.
I expect some to arrived dented and spindled.
48
posted on
09/06/2012 5:45:43 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
The girlfriend's response?
49
posted on
09/06/2012 5:48:41 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: Darksheare
“I expect some to arrived dented and spindled”
Better than dindled and spented.
50
posted on
09/06/2012 5:48:58 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(The most transparent administration ever is clear as mud.)
To: nickcarraway
Thanks much!
Instead of “Dead Man Walking” here we have “Dead man shipping.”
51
posted on
09/06/2012 5:49:04 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Rebelbase; Darksheare; Monkey Face
I’m here. Some funny things happen in Asia, but I have more sympathy for this guy than the knife-swallower lady.
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posted on
09/06/2012 5:53:21 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Spinach at every meal.)
To: Rebelbase; NicknamedBob
“Better than dindled and spented.”
Sounds painful in the extreme.
Then there’s “parindl’d”
53
posted on
09/06/2012 5:53:26 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Tax-chick; Rebelbase; Monkey Face
Asian gameshows: Traumatizing the world since the 1950’s.
54
posted on
09/06/2012 5:55:14 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; ColdOne; fanfan; stephenjohnbanker; ..
55
posted on
09/06/2012 6:10:14 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Clint Eastwood has been invited to chair the next Republican Convention Committee.)
To: Darksheare; Rebelbase; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
"I expect some to arrived dented and spindled"Better than dindled and spented.
In my given instance, he arrived scented and depindled.
56
posted on
09/06/2012 6:19:09 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Clint Eastwood has been invited to chair the next Republican Convention Committee.)
To: NicknamedBob
Thank you for what is probably my final lol of the day!
57
posted on
09/06/2012 6:26:57 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Tax-chick
The ol’back has been out of whack for the past couple of days. Found a new therapy, Tiger Balm and a heating pad.
Double Whammy on it is working!
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posted on
09/06/2012 6:28:29 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(The most transparent administration ever is clear as mud.)
To: Darksheare
“Dead man shipping?”
Please allow sixty eight weeks for delivery.
Sitting here on the lanai, Eric Clapton drifting across the deck... all I’ve got to say is ‘some of all y’all got a lot to learn about rock and roll!’
(Not you Darks)
59
posted on
09/06/2012 6:47:28 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Hey... shut the damn barn! Were you raised in a... um, wait...)
To: glock rocks; Darksheare
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posted on
09/06/2012 6:48:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1326 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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