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Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)
AsiaOne ^
| Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012
Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Pearls Before Swine
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posted on
09/05/2012 4:54:12 PM PDT
by
bleach
(If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
To: nickcarraway
I guess he’s lucky she didn’t mark the package RETURN TO SENDER.
To: nickcarraway
He’s lucky he wasn’t shipped via UPS. He’d have multiple broken bones and lacerations.
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posted on
09/05/2012 5:05:24 PM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
To: Monkey Face
24
posted on
09/05/2012 5:11:12 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
(Sorry. I couldn’t resist!)
‘Face
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posted on
09/05/2012 5:33:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Pray like everything is up to God and work like everything is up to you!)
To: bigbob
“it’s the (lack of) thought that counts.” - Heh Heh. Post of the day, or maybe even the week.
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posted on
09/05/2012 5:35:36 PM PDT
by
Twinkie
(Obamanation - where everything is free; except US!)
To: nickcarraway
Either he didn't see the SNL video ...
... or he got it terribly wrong ...
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posted on
09/05/2012 5:36:23 PM PDT
by
x
To: Monkey Face
Ah yes, religion forum, we try to stay out of there.
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posted on
09/05/2012 5:36:39 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: x
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posted on
09/05/2012 5:39:38 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
To: frankenMonkey
GeronL: Oxygen deprivation is probably not a cure for stupid frankenMonkey: When applied for the proper amount of time, it is.
LOL!
30
posted on
09/05/2012 5:39:57 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Darksheare
SRY. Been sik. don’t know what my other brain is doing...
31
posted on
09/05/2012 5:42:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Pray like everything is up to God and work like everything is up to you!)
To: nickcarraway
32
posted on
09/05/2012 5:45:42 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
Sheesh! The first chapter of my first book describes a more elegant way to ship a person.
Satisfaction, by the way, is guaranteed.
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posted on
09/05/2012 8:05:23 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Clint Eastwood has been invited to chair the next Republican Convention Committee.)
To: Monkey Face
It’s out having a good time, behind you?
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posted on
09/06/2012 4:50:15 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Monkey Face
..dancing on your shoulder, just out of sight. Tightly close that window, don’t shut off the light..
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posted on
09/06/2012 5:13:01 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Zombies Delivered Wholesale?
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posted on
09/06/2012 5:17:27 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
"Zombies Delivered Wholesale?" More in the line of a personal attendant, actually.
37
posted on
09/06/2012 5:30:46 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Clint Eastwood has been invited to chair the next Republican Convention Committee.)
To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; null and void; Tax-chick; fanfan
Is this our September home, then?
38
posted on
09/06/2012 5:58:17 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Pray like everything is up to God and work like everything is up to you!)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Personal attendant, that happens to be a zombie.
Thus, no need for airholes.
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posted on
09/06/2012 6:18:32 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: nickcarraway
Would you consent for this to be the September Undead Thread?
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posted on
09/06/2012 6:25:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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