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[Lucky9teen]

Lazy Day

When : August 10th

Lazy Day is your chance to goof off, and definitely not work. And, it definitely comes at a good time. Hot, muggy weather makes it easy to kick back and be lazy for a day. If summer chores are not done by now, they can just wait one more day. It is best spent on a hammock, along with your favorite summer beverage.

Whoever said "There's no lazy days...just lazy people." Well, we respectfully disagree. Today is proof positive. It is indeed a Lazy Day. And, we consider that a good thing.

If you enjoy the intent of today, you will also look forward to Relaxation Day. It is coming up soon.

[cartan]

[Monkey Face]

IN!

[ConservativeStatement]

29-27, I win, or lose. Not sure.

[kevinm13]

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[smokingfrog]

[cartan]

Is she optional equipment?

[Twinkie]

It could be that hanging out with those five “cool” monkeys is bringing you down. - CATS are the way to go if you want to feel good, silly and cool all at the same time

[Harley]

Five Rules of Life

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. (mostly)
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

-UNKNOWN AUTHOR

[Disambiguator]

Lazy

Lazy

[verga]

Your Sloth Quotient: 9%

Post it now!

You’re certainly not lazy. If anything, you’re super charged, hyper, and always going.
Slow down a little. You can enjoy a slow afternoon without becoming a total couch potato

[a fool in paradise]

Wooo! Top 40!!!!

[red-dawg]

LAZY IS AS LAZY DOES.

[MarineBrat]

The silliness thread is here! The silliness thread is here!

RUN!!!

[red-dawg]

Maybe should have practiced more.

[a fool in paradise]

“Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer. Those days of soda and pretzels and beer...”

[a fool in paradise]

Sunny Afternoon (The Kinks - Ray Davies)

The taxman’s taken all my dough,
And left me in my stately home,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
And I can’t sail my yacht,
He’s taken everything Ive got,
All I’ve got’s this sunny afternoon.

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze.
I got a big fat mama trying to break me.
And I love to live so pleasantly,
Live this life of luxury,
Lazing on a sunny afternoon.
In the summertime
In the summertime
In the summertime

[a fool in paradise]

MISERY REPEATS ITSELF

This is a true but strange story which proves that misery can indeed repeat itself, that those unwilling to learn their lessons from history are doomed to repeat it.

Jimmy Carter was born in 1937, the year of the Ox.
Barack Obama was born in 1961, the year of the Ox.
24 years apart.

Jimmy Carter was the first president to be born in a hospital.
Barack Obama was the first president to be born in two hospitals.

In 2002, Jimmy Carter received a Nobel Peace Prize.
In 2009, Barack Obama received a Nobel Peace Prize.
7 years apart.

Jimmy Carter ran his family's peanut farm.
Barack Obama’s favorite snacks are chocolate-peanut protein bars.

The names Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama each contain eleven letters,
The names Gerald Ford and George Bush each contain nine letters.

Barack Obama has a pet dog named Bo.
Jimmy Carter had a pet dog named Bozo.

Jimmy Carter is a distant cousin of Motown Records founder Berry Gordy.
Barack Obama is a distanced relation of countless half-brothers and half-sisters.

Jimmy Carter had an embarrassing brother named Billy.
Barack Obama has an embarrassing brother named Abongo.
The names Billy Carter and Abongo Obama each contain eleven letters.

Billy Carter had his own beer.
Barack Obama had his own beer summit.

Jimmy Carter pardoned draft dodgers and later reinstated the draft.
Barack Obama claimed to have registered for the draft a year before it was re-instated.

Both President Carter and President Obama bailed out automobile manufacturers.

Both President Carter and President Obama were concerned with the issue of nationalizing health care coverage.

Both President Carter and President Obama chided Americans to get over setting the thermostat at whatever temperature they wanted.

Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama opposed Gitmo and the war against Saddam Hussein and supported Hugo Chavez.

In 2000, Carter severed ties with the Southern Baptist Convention, saying the group's doctrines did not align with his Christian beliefs.
In 2000, Obama severed ties with the Trinity United Church of Christ, saying he could no more distance himself from Jeremiah Wright than he could disown an uncle.

Jimmy Carter was voted out of office with a 34% approval rating and a rising misery index.

President Ronald Reagan once said, “A recession is when your neighbor is out of work, a depression is when you are out of work, and a recovery happens when Jimmy Carter is out of work.” He also said that facts are funny things.

Can history repeat itself? Only you can decide.

[IM2MAD]

This will drive you nuts.

This from an orthopedic surgeon. It will confuse your mind and you’ll keep trying it over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t. It’s pre-programed in your brain.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

[IM2MAD]

Oops! There’s more.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change directions.

There’s nothing you can do about it

[CSM]

Thank you for not being to lazy to post a silliness thread today!