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The 10 worst movie remakes of all time (Who ordered the Total Rehash?)
The Orange County Register ^ | August 2, 2012 | Barry Koltnow

Posted on 08/03/2012 12:29:50 PM PDT by EveningStar

With the opening Friday of "Total Recall," thoughts immediately turn to the subject of movie remakes...

Remakes are nothing new in Hollywood, although movie studios prefer to call them "reboots" or "re-imaginations." For some reason, the word "remake" has a negative connotation among moviegoers. Perhaps it's because it seems like a lazy and unimaginative way to make movies...

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TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: cinema; film; hollywood; moviereview; movies; remake; remakes; totalrecall
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To: EveningStar

Total Recall can only be better than it was the fist time.


21 posted on 08/03/2012 12:51:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: EveningStar

I just found out this morning that Total Recall doesn’t go to Mars this time. :(


22 posted on 08/03/2012 12:51:33 PM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: EveningStar

Off topic but I see that CBS is rebooting the Brady Bunch.


23 posted on 08/03/2012 12:52:28 PM PDT by AU72
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To: EveningStar
The original - Village of the Damned (1960) vs the Village of the Damned (1995)
24 posted on 08/03/2012 12:53:08 PM PDT by Dacus943
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To: EveningStar

No “Footloose”? I haven’t actually watched the remake, but the few previews with modern music seemed horrible. Also, “Fled”, which was a remake of “The Defiant Ones”, was absolute trash.

Also, since we’re on the subject, what about good remakes, since there are a few of those too? Some remakes I liked were Cape Fear, the Ladykillers, and 12 Monkeys. Anyone else got some good ones?


25 posted on 08/03/2012 12:53:24 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Buckeye McFrog

I LOVED the original Rollerball. I watched the remake and I despised it so much that it became a running joke between me and the folks at the video rental store.

When they saw me come in they would say “Rollerball Sucks!”.


26 posted on 08/03/2012 12:53:32 PM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: EveningStar

Flight of the Phoenix. A 6th grader could have made a better movie.


27 posted on 08/03/2012 12:54:06 PM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
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To: EveningStar

Death Race 2000. The first one was absolutely hilarious, though it could have used better production values.

The remake was exactly the same in that it had the same name and there were cars in it.


28 posted on 08/03/2012 12:54:27 PM PDT by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)
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To: TheConservativeParty

Are you a Wes Anderson fan or did you just see that on a lark?


29 posted on 08/03/2012 12:55:46 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: EveningStar

“it seems like a lazy and unimaginative way to make movies..”

Because it is.


30 posted on 08/03/2012 12:57:36 PM PDT by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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To: EveningStar

“Invasion of the Body Snatchers,” with Donald Sutherland.


31 posted on 08/03/2012 12:57:46 PM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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To: EveningStar
The remake of "Flight of the Phoenix," trying to replace Jimmy Stewart, Richard Attenborough, Peter Finch, Ernest Borgnine, Ronald Fraser, etc., with Dennis Quaid and jokey unknowns. Also substituting Mongols so as not to offend the original Arab villans. Horrifyingly bad remake.

Runner-up for stupid try: remake of "The Time Machine," substituting racially-diverse wise tree-kissers for the Eloi. Ugh.

32 posted on 08/03/2012 12:59:53 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: EveningStar

Disney should re-make the Wizard of Oz.. starring Jackie Evancho, Anna Graceman and Emily Bear.. Those three girls could write some of the songs and perform them.. Each holding a different role in the film.. It would be a BLOCKBUSTER...

All three are musical Superstars.. and Anna and Emily have proven performance with melodies and lyrics.. And who can sing like Jackie.?... If Disney doesn’t do this someone should be fired.. These three girls are National Treasures.. This would/could be the best re-make of all time..


33 posted on 08/03/2012 1:00:37 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: EveningStar

“Star Trek” - what they did to it is unforgivable.


34 posted on 08/03/2012 1:01:22 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: EveningStar

Psycho, Fright Night, Carrie, The Haunting, Planet of the Apes, Wicker Man, Poseidon, The Stepford Wives, The Wolfman, Arthur, The Fly, Godzilla, The Day The Earth Stood Still, The Omen.


35 posted on 08/03/2012 1:02:03 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Wordkraft

““The Terror of Tiny Town.””

No freaking way.


36 posted on 08/03/2012 1:02:03 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (ABO 2012)
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To: EveningStar
The Broderick version of Godzilla was pretty God-awful too.
37 posted on 08/03/2012 1:03:15 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: stylin19a

To even mention that “movie” is blasphemy.


38 posted on 08/03/2012 1:03:29 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: mass55th

The Keanu Reeves remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still was mind-numbingly horrible. I saw it on cable and kept getting up to do other things —like sweep the floor — rather than watch it.


39 posted on 08/03/2012 1:06:47 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: EveningStar

All of the Jaws and Jurassic Park sequels


40 posted on 08/03/2012 1:09:58 PM PDT by DFG ("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
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