Maybe you can help me then. I think I am losing it. I am having hallucinations that a bunch of conservatives around me are campaigning for a guy that funded abortion and created gay marriage in some eastern state...
I mean that’s crazy right? No conservative would ever do something that clearly insane...so it must be me.
Help me ObiWan! You’re my only hope!
There are two candidates. All others are but pretenders.
Choose one of the two or declare yourself irrelevant to the American Presidential election in 2012.
It is that simple.
I mean that’s crazy right? No conservative would ever do something that clearly insane...so it must be me.
Help me ObiWan! You’re my only hope!
HUMPH! [Clears throat, fiddles with eyeglasses]
My child, you are OBVIOUSLY AND COMPLETELY GOBSMACKED AND MUST, I SAY.....MUST!
Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about!...six times a day. THE PROBLEM IS YOU! YOU ARE SIMPLY NOT SEEING CLEARLY.
VOTE FOR ROMNEY! HE WILL SAVE US ALL!
That will be $500..please pay at the window and make another appointment.