I mean that’s crazy right? No conservative would ever do something that clearly insane...so it must be me.
Help me ObiWan! You’re my only hope!
HUMPH! [Clears throat, fiddles with eyeglasses]
My child, you are OBVIOUSLY AND COMPLETELY GOBSMACKED AND MUST, I SAY.....MUST!
Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your left foot in and shake it all about!...six times a day. THE PROBLEM IS YOU! YOU ARE SIMPLY NOT SEEING CLEARLY.
VOTE FOR ROMNEY! HE WILL SAVE US ALL!
That will be $500..please pay at the window and make another appointment.
But if I do that, won’t I share responsibility for all the avaccu-sucked and dismembered babies that he legislated? Won’t I be sharing responsibility for helping solidify a homosexualized military? Won’t I be directly ensuring that all our kids get taught the best way to insert strange things and various body extremities in their friends...you know... ‘places’?
I know that some here think that forcing all this stuff on us is a conservative thing to do. Because that’s what their vote for it proves they do, regardless of all the spin to the contrary. But I FEELLLLLL bad about thinking that way. I WAAAANNNNTTT to be guilt free and go along with all the other liberals. I FEEEELLLLL I should be able to say whatever I want about anything and have it magically become true!
But something holds me back. I guess I’m ‘Questioning’. Does that make me a bad man?
I am so conflicted.... Why can’t I help kill children and FEEEELLLLL good about it too?!?!?!?
It’s not FAIRRRRR!!!!!