Posted on 07/03/2012 12:49:54 PM PDT by Luna
There have been some dull opuses here at FR. It’s no wonder they’re met with such contempt and ridicule by other Freepers. No one likes boring. We like to be entertained, for crying out loud! Opus people, if you’re going to write an opus, make it worth our while.
LOL!! These are great opus lines, everyone! Thanks! :)
An “opus”? Judging from the comments, “opus” must be the term for a farewell statement.
Like the dork from last night who was so boring I quit reading before it even got 50 responses and there were more than 300.
If you are going to die quietly, then die quietly.....
Beautiful.
What?!!!! Dang man. I always liked you.
Now?
Good riddance ......
/S (obviously)
LOL
Wild horses couldn’t drag me away from here.
You couldn’t pay me enough to leave.
Go away and leave me be.
Oh wait... An opus? [cough]
There was a thread started the other day by a noob who claimed to be a muslim conservative.
I don’t know if he survived.
So long and thanks for all the fish...
Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. Guess I’ll go eat some worms....
LOL
Like a video game.
You should have added the obligatory “/s” at the end.
Then again, if people can’t determine satire and sarcasm they shouldn’t be here literally and figuratively.
“It was a dark and stormy night.”
OMG! That’s heeLarryUs!!!!
If you read his postings another Freeper said he doubted Unkus would be here another month.
Too funny
You owe me a new keyboard.
LOL
When he wrote the first opus, his screen name was “one who knows.” Later, after he came crawling back, he adopted the screen name OWK.
I don’t believe the original can ever be topped. I have no idea if it is still available anywhere.
That’s a classic.
The motorcyclist roared down the freeway at a ridiculous speed. He looked ridiculous in the duck costume that he wore to the Mardi Gras parade. Getting the work permit from the county took a ridiculous amount of time. He bought one that flips. A broad limb he bought. He saw his running socks at the bottom.
“Nobody knows (dramatic pause) the trouble I’ve seen.......”
and then it goes on to list all the trouble seen throughout the agrieved Freeper’s tenure at FR.
Ban me to asshole!
5.56mm
Now that I went all Carl Drega yesterday....
it may be a while 'til I post again
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