Posted on 06/17/2012 2:51:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Heavily tattooed dudes are the people most willing to do barter deals.
It's okay to own pet horses in residential neighborhoods.
You risk a severe concussion if you do off-road high speed racing in a golf cart, especially if you're bald.
If you reach a bartering impasse, Elvis or Willie Nelson memorabilia can always seal the deal.
If someone specifies that they will NOT trade for a rusty horse trailer then bring them a rusty horse trailer anyways.
When all else fails, then shamelessly use your children's possible hurt feelings to close the deal.
Never try to trade a balloon for a loaded golf cart.
Massage tables are supposed to have headrests.
People who live in California's Inland Empire have a strange habit of melodramatically pausing a few moments before agreeing to a deal.
If you need a power boat later in the day, then it is absolutely possible to barter up starting with $250 of Elvis gold records and then trade it for a dirt bike then a bank safe then a 1970 Monte Carlo until you have an $8000 power boat ready to use for a family water excursion that same afternoon.
LOL!
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