Maybe there was a Jenny Craig dinosaur...
1 posted on
06/06/2012 3:58:00 AM PDT by
Renfield
To: Renfield
The Brachiosaur, once thought to weigh 176,370 pounds, is now believed to have weighed 50,706 pounds.
2 posted on
06/06/2012 3:59:15 AM PDT by
Renfield
(Turning apples into venison since 1999!)
To: Renfield
Mebbe the Earth’s gravitational field was once a little less? A sudden change would ‘ve toppled them.....
3 posted on
06/06/2012 4:01:25 AM PDT by
mo
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To: Renfield
Mayor Bloombergosaurus outlawed greasy spoon dinos.
5 posted on
06/06/2012 4:03:53 AM PDT by
mindburglar
(I'm not "The Man" anymore. Stick it to someone else.)
To: Renfield
...and Moocheles ass is bigger than previously thought.
6 posted on
06/06/2012 4:06:09 AM PDT by
albie
To: Renfield
That’s cause they didn’t drink carbonated sugary beverages in quantities greater than 20 ounces.
7 posted on
06/06/2012 4:06:57 AM PDT by
Hodar
(Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.- A. Schopenhauer)
To: Renfield
They’ve thought for some time now that many dino species’ bones were “bird-like” or filled with cavities. So it would make sense that their bones would also be weaker structurally and less able to support really heavy bodies.
8 posted on
06/06/2012 4:30:01 AM PDT by
ETL
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To: Renfield
Or it could have been the Paleo Diet they were on. See, we need to go back to nature - way, way back.
To: Renfield
Panic from the “Oil came from dinosaurs” crowd to follow...
10 posted on
06/06/2012 4:43:31 AM PDT by
LRS
("He's 12 slices shy of a 1/2 loaf of Bunny Bread!")
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