Posted on 06/01/2012 6:19:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Please! Don’t insult Jughead!
Does it do ‘splody things? If so, i want one, too!
LOL! I’ve been working with engineers all my life, and some of these jokes strike really close to home.
Those would be nostalgic, but I’m too young.
Thank you.
GO FRED!!!
Hey, I’m an engineer!
The late Igor was not and “engineer” by degree, but his life was electronics and eventually, the aerospace industry. The “engineer jokes” reminded me so much of him!
(I don’t know whether to hug you or spike your chocolate with Ex-Lax!) ;o]
You admit that in a public forum? You’re my kinda guy!
You have to meet Hubby.
Hugs or Ex-Lax... Hugs or Ex-Lax... Hmmm... That’s a tough one, Face! ;-P
Yah. Right. *HUG*
Thanks for the memories, fershure. He’s been gone 12 years, now, so the edges of the pain are not so sharp. He was a tyrant in his later days, but you helped me recall some good times! Thanks!
‘Face
It’s ok, I am not ashamed of being a civil engineer.
Sure you say that now, but wait until the environmentalists come for you.
And thank you for your service as well. My brother was a DI in the Air Force, and he served in Korea.
Back atcha, {{{Face}}}
Little Johnnie’s Weekend Assignment
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”
“Very good, Sally” said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next, “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”
“Very good, Jenny” said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath, as Johnny always had a ‘different’ take on things.
Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467” he said. “$2,467!” cried the teacher,
“What in the world were you selling?”
Toothbrushes” said Johnny.
“Toothbrushes” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town” said Johnny, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.” They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog crap!” Then I would say, “It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you something crappy, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”
Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his little heart...
Makes me miss Fierce Allegance
Really?
J/K
New Yorkers aren't going to be so quick to surrender their forties...
She didn’t get it.
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