Mark Zuckerberg just got married to a liberal

Facebook ^ | May 19 2012 | Facebook

[Beowulf9]

Got married to Pricilla Chan, from Braintree Ma, now living in Palo Alto Ca.

Last night? Spent it with Obama.

What are her likes? Obama.

Guess who is nosing up the campaign money trail?

[Melas]

Uh...that’s a string of lights.

[BenLurkin]

She’s got the old droop-eye!

[BenLurkin]

She's wearing white. Surely she's a virgin.

[EDINVA]

Yeah, you’d *think* he could spring for a tailor to actually make him a suit or two, ya know, just to hang in the closet and for what’s purportedly the biggest day in anyone’s life. But these nerds just really don’t care.

[Broker]

Reminds me of John Lennon’s YOKO ONO.

[madison10]

Mark Z. looks like a Hobbit that just married and Elf. All they are missing is...oh, wait they have that, too.

[Noob1999]

Such wonderful loving vibes from that pic!

Here the multi-billion $ groom can’t get a fitting suit, shirt and tie, she can’t crack a happy smile.

Sure hope that there’s an ironclad prenup (not Legalzoom) to propel them into the next very few years!

[Baynative]

"I have noticed a trend of liberal females (the straight ones) who seek conservative husbands."

Zukerberg is far from conservative. He is a big Obama lover and supports the OWS crowd. So, he should be giving most of his billions to the people of the world and all their causes. As his friend Obama says, "How much is enough?" Everyone on facebook that is ranting about the rich should drop the website now in protest to Zukerberg pocketing all that cash and not sharing it with them.

[NormsRevenge]

They look like the two finalists on
American Idol. .. or maybe it’’s just my glasses.

[23 Everest]

Mail Order Bride? Got his left hand in his pocket, not real comfortable with the picture being taken and what is that on the far left of the picture, a recycling bin?

[dsrtsage]

"I can’t wait til Facebook goes the way of Myspace and she divorces his @§§ and takes half"

If When facebook goes the way of MySpace, what exactly would she get half of?

[Conservative4Ever]

I want the wedding pic of Lauren’s son who recently married. You talk about one gorgeous guy..sigh..eye candy.

[Conservative4Ever]

You noticed that too, although I think they are a string of outdoor lights.

[Conservative4Ever]

Well, they are holding hands. I wish them happiness.

[23 Everest]

You are going to be disappointed when she takes him to the cleaners. I just hope you remember, I told you so!

[steve86]

If you only wish newlyweds who share your own political views well, you’ve got a screw loose IMHO.

So I take it you are copious with fawning good cheer for newly married homosexual couples as well.

[Conservative4Ever]

You might very well be right..but for now I wish them happiness.

[23 Everest]

eternal optimist...bless you!

[El Cid]

Congratulations to the couple, and may they have a very happy marriage.

And more importantly, may they, in time, come to recognize and hold Christ as the head of their family.

[combat_boots]

Gee. That marriage is going to last. /s