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HumbleGumby (With Apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Source: My Fevered Brow | 5/14/2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 05/14/2012 7:39:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz

`Twas Freepthon, and the VanityPosts
Were sidebarred into the chattyroom pot.
The servers churnt, the n00bs were toast,
And the Admins KittyZot.


"Beware the HumbleGumby, my son!

The text that rages, the phrases that bit!
Beware the albaby beeber of stune,
And the sleaxy Lazamataz hit."

He took his 'board and mouse in hand
Long time the irrascid foe he sought,
So rested he by the BreakinBar,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in moddish thought he read,
The HumbleGumby, with words of flame,
Came churling through the blarzly thread,
And yarbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The posty blasts went flamy-smack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went triumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the HumbleGumby??
Come to my arms, my troobish noll!
O Freeptious day! JimRob! JohnRob!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas Freepthon, and the VanityPosts
Were sidebarred into the chattyroom pot.
The servers churnt, the n00bs were toast,
And the Admins KittyZot.


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: spiketheball
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To: Lazamataz

okay, i officially have a crush on you now, Laz (blushes)


61 posted on 05/14/2012 9:40:42 AM PDT by americas.best.days...
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To: Lazamataz
Well done! You've eaten every one.
62 posted on 05/14/2012 9:54:23 AM PDT by golux
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To: Lazamataz
Well, at least you didn't post an excerpt from your blog! hehe
63 posted on 05/14/2012 10:13:53 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Lazamataz
Oh yeah Oh yeah OH YEAH!
64 posted on 05/14/2012 10:20:33 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner

Involving humblegunner in poetry made lead to insulting and vulgar limericks.

You have been warned...


65 posted on 05/14/2012 10:21:01 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Lazamataz

bump!


66 posted on 05/14/2012 10:27:07 AM PDT by The Mayor ("If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat" — Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lazamataz

Thou doest well oh sainted one of hittite.


67 posted on 05/14/2012 10:33:07 AM PDT by Walmartian (An update is available for this tagline. Click here to download.)
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To: humblegunner
Now, GO BE NICER TO PEOPLE.

Dammit.

68 posted on 05/14/2012 10:35:59 AM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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To: Lazamataz

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aQg6OmFrsY


69 posted on 05/14/2012 10:43:47 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: Lazamataz

BWAHAHAHAHA!! Laz... you are amazing! When I read, “Now, go be nice to people”... Iced tea shot right out of my nose. You’re a hoot!


70 posted on 05/14/2012 10:51:00 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Lazamataz

I never irked a humble gun,
I never had to flee one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I’d rather blog than be one.

I know...pretty lame...


71 posted on 05/14/2012 11:13:02 AM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: americas.best.days...
okay, i officially have a crush on you now, Laz (blushes)

Wonderful! I'll be over tomorrow to smack that. :)

72 posted on 05/14/2012 3:10:59 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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To: mrs. a
I dunno. Not all that lame. Anyone who satirizes Purple Cow, ain't all bad.

There's a followup to Purple Cow, BTW.

Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"—
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!

73 posted on 05/14/2012 3:13:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!!)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

:’) Thanks Laz.


74 posted on 05/14/2012 5:18:02 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (FReepathon 2Q time -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: WXRGina

ping


75 posted on 05/14/2012 7:09:27 PM PDT by logitech (Who's here so vile, that will not love his country? If any speak, for him I have offended)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, we do not know of the “controversy” of late involving the dear HG (other than what we already know of his—ahem—bless his heart—nature), but this is fabulous what you wrote!

Jabberwockey is an old favorite, and you nailed the spirit of it! Brilliant, bravo! And HAHAHAHA!!!


76 posted on 05/14/2012 7:19:53 PM PDT by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: Lazamataz

Once there was a lad named Laz,
Not good in sports, a bit of a spaz.
But in matters of rote,
He was worthy of note.
Humor with a dollop of pizzaz.


77 posted on 05/14/2012 7:31:24 PM PDT by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom. Be Andrew Breitbart.)
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To: al baby

It’s only fair I ping ya. You are mentioned in HumbleGumby, above.


78 posted on 05/14/2012 7:31:34 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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To: Lazamataz

Simply coleridgeish! Awesome job.


79 posted on 05/14/2012 7:32:08 PM PDT by rabidralph
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To: exit82; SunkenCiv
LOL

And thanks, SunkenCiv.

80 posted on 05/14/2012 7:32:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The so-called 'mainstream' media has gone from "biased" straight to "utterly surreal".)
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