1 posted on
04/22/2012 7:00:27 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Always, ALWAYS - do a preflight inspection. Chained planes don’t fly.
;-)
2 posted on
04/22/2012 7:03:33 PM PDT by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
To: BenLurkin
He got into the Cessna and started the engine, but he was stopped from going anywhere by a chain connecting the plane to the tarmac. LOL! Next time do a preflight kiddo.
To: BenLurkin
He musta been a BAAAAD student.
4 posted on
04/22/2012 7:06:12 PM PDT by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: BenLurkin
I guess he skipped the class on “walk arounds.”
5 posted on
04/22/2012 7:07:32 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: BenLurkin; onedoug
but he was stopped from going anywhere by a chain connecting the plane to the tarmac.
Sounds like he needed some more lessons.
6 posted on
04/22/2012 7:08:45 PM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
To: BenLurkin
7 posted on
04/22/2012 7:20:33 PM PDT by
crazydad
To: BenLurkin
"He got into the Cessna and started the engine, but he was stopped from going anywhere by a chain connecting the plane to the tarmac."They never used the word tarmac in this country until Billy Carter peed on it.
8 posted on
04/22/2012 7:39:45 PM PDT by
OldEagle
To: BenLurkin
Ya, I did that once. Didn’t check all the tie-downs and sure enough, the tail chain was still connected. Tried to taxi out and whump!
10 posted on
04/22/2012 8:05:52 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
("Talent Without Ambition Is Sad - Ambition Without Talent Is Worse")
To: BenLurkin
I wonder where he was going and who he thought he was going to outrun with that plane? Any decent sized motorcycle goes a lot faster than that plane does.
To: BenLurkin
I don’t know of many good eateries in Compton, but there’s a Louisiana Fried Chicken eatery on Alondra that’s catty-corner from the airport. Much better than KFC.
14 posted on
04/22/2012 9:07:03 PM PDT by
Fiji Hill
(Deo Vindice!)
To: BenLurkin
If you are going to steal a plane, why steal a 152? Go for something bigger and faster.
15 posted on
04/22/2012 10:19:38 PM PDT by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: BenLurkin
Compton is America’s 100% African-American city.
17 posted on
04/23/2012 3:16:55 AM PDT by
Bon mots
("When seconds count, the police are just minutes away...")
To: BenLurkin
And young Troy is now a member of the Earth-Towing Society.
24 posted on
04/25/2012 10:20:13 AM PDT by
bootless
(Never Forget. Never Again. (PursuingLiberty.com))
To: BenLurkin
Me thinks Troy may have been doing some pharmaceutical assisted *flying* before he got in the plane.
25 posted on
04/25/2012 10:29:07 AM PDT by
The Cajun
(Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Newt......Nuff said.)
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