[IbJensen]

Place doors on Congressional cloak rooms and pipe the methane created into large tanker trucks. From Congress to your auto's fuel tank.

[Venturer]

As far as I know , every mammal farts.

Why pick on the cows?

[Caipirabob]

The whole objective here is to control and limit food supply. If it's not an actual stated objective, at the very least it will be an unintended consequence. Given the growth in population and the development of growing nations, we need more cows, not less. The whole scam of CO2 in the atmosphere is completely discredited nonsense having nothing to do with science so much as the apocalyptic wet dreams of a few insane, socialist control freaks.

People attempting to broach the subject should be verbally tarred and feathered. People who act on it, depriving starving children of yet another potential life saving source of nourishment, deserve a far worse fate.

[catfish1957]

I guess numerical quantification would be farts per million.

[wyokostur]

I thought cattle don’t fart...they belch, that’s why they can bloat easily.

[CrazyIvan]

These are the same fools that chastise us for nearly exterminating the buffulo.

[cripplecreek]

In honor of the cow.

Distant Hills

The distant hills call to me.

Their rolling waves seduce my heart.

Oh how I want to graze in their lush valleys.

Oh how I want to run down their green slopes.

Alas I cannot.

Damn the electric fence.

Damn the electric fence.



-Gary Larson.

[digger48]

It's a rare occasion that I get to use this picture.

[Lionheartusa1]

,,,,if these scientist are so brilliant why can’t they get the cows to burp avoiding the fart altogether . Surely they can produce an anti-farting solution , feed or drug . I say work on it ,,, get er done !!!

[Dutch Boy]

I am following the advice of some comedian I heard awhile back. I am doing my part to get rid of the cow problem by eating them one cow at a time. No comes the hard part. I’ve now got to choose, strip steaks or burgers.....

[dewawi]

There were over 30 million buffalo roaming North America for far more than a few thousand years. I guess buffalo don’t fart....

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Cows don’t have much fun as it is, don’t ask them to give up farting.

[SampleMan]

Doesn’t vegetation give off exactly the same amount of methane whether it is digested or rots? The Great Plains had 6’ high (and taller) grasses covering it before evil, modern civilization arrived.