1 posted on
04/17/2012 11:49:33 AM PDT by
ColdOne
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To: ColdOne
For some reason this makes me think of the chainsaw and the dead horse in Animal House.
2 posted on
04/17/2012 11:52:05 AM PDT by
glorgau
To: ColdOne
While they wait, leave the door open so the ants, mice and vultures will do their job.
Then they can give themselves bonuses for only spending $2.5 mil on the meetings they held to discuss the problem.
4 posted on
04/17/2012 11:54:41 AM PDT by
nixonsnose
(Let's see all you lawyers argue your way out of hell.)
To: ColdOne
Maybe they can find the guys that blew up the whale for some advise.
5 posted on
04/17/2012 11:56:31 AM PDT by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: ColdOne
I think I saw this on Monty Python once.
7 posted on
04/17/2012 11:59:11 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: ColdOne
9 posted on
04/17/2012 12:02:08 PM PDT by
familyop
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of rotten politics smelled around the planet.)
To: ColdOne
Some stories you can just stop at the headline and not read any furthur because the images you conjur in your mind are usually so much better than the actual story.
10 posted on
04/17/2012 12:04:00 PM PDT by
commish
(Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
To: ColdOne
It worked so well with dead beached whale. rolls eyes
What can go wrong?
11 posted on
04/17/2012 12:05:37 PM PDT by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: ColdOne
Six dead cows? A hockey game that got out of control.
ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH - six dead cows that got some bad drugs.
“Awfully nice of that grizzly bear to show us this nice cabin. I think the storm’s over....let’s go out. Wait. The door’s locked. OH NO! WE’RE TRAPPED IN A GRIZZLY BEAR MEAT LOCKER!”
13 posted on
04/17/2012 12:08:47 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ColdOne
Why not burn the cabin and have steak...
14 posted on
04/17/2012 12:09:39 PM PDT by
JrsyJack
(a healthy dose of buckshot will probably get you the last word in any argument.)
To: ColdOne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
18 posted on
04/17/2012 12:14:07 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ColdOne
19 posted on
04/17/2012 12:17:10 PM PDT by
TSgt
(The only reason I have one in the chamber at all times, is because it is impossible to have two in.)
To: ColdOne
Why not auction off the contents to local butchers.
20 posted on
04/17/2012 12:19:08 PM PDT by
struggle
(http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
To: ColdOne; humblegunner; Eaker; Bacon Man
OK, this is open for a lot of ideas!
22 posted on
04/17/2012 12:21:19 PM PDT by
eastforker
(Don't be ornery for Romney, instead Root for Newt!)
To: ColdOne
What can possibly go wrong here?
I have long held there is not a problem in the world that cannot be solved by the proper application of explosives.
23 posted on
04/17/2012 12:23:42 PM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(The only flaw is that America doesn't recognize Cyber's omniscience. -- sergeantdave)
To: ColdOne
I seem to remember government officials some years ago using explosives to dispose of a dead whale that had washed up on a beach. The blast had some unintended consequences ...primarily huge chunks of decayed whale being blown as much as a mile away and onto bystanders and news crews. I believe the news video of the exploding whale is still available somewhere on the Internet.
To: ColdOne
Forest Service considering explosives to get rid of frozen cows in Colorado mountain cabin Let me guess.. some of the NOW gang went up for a mountain getaway, ate a couple hogs and a bushel of potatoes for a snack and couldn't fit back out the cabin door to fetch firewood...
26 posted on
04/17/2012 12:38:36 PM PDT by
ScottinVA
(A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
To: ColdOne
This is how Texas bubbaque was invented. Cows froze to death standing up and the herders built fires under the animals to thaw them out. Someone splashed horse liniment on the carcass and the rest is history.
32 posted on
04/17/2012 1:29:12 PM PDT by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: ColdOne
I’m in Colorado but I know that horses that drop dead on outfitting trips in Montana are routinely blown up so Griz won’t be attracted. I’ve seen the spec paper with a drawing and instructions. They use several hundred sticks and when done properly the horse simply disappears.
35 posted on
04/17/2012 1:40:03 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
(....The days are long, but the years are short.....)
To: ColdOne
I read that headline over several times before deciding I was not losing my mind.
38 posted on
04/17/2012 1:47:36 PM PDT by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: ColdOne
43 posted on
04/17/2012 2:04:03 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(American is Barack Oaken)
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