[rarestia]

Without clicking the link first, $10 to the first person who guesses the race of the individual.

$50 to the first person who guesses when Obama says, “If I had another daughter, she’d look like...”

[day10]

Ping........

[Pollster1]

I’d say divorce is a good decision for this couple.

[ConradofMontferrat]

Whole new meaning of “takin yer ol man for a ride!”

[Secret Agent Man]

I’m just surprised a black couple where the woman was named “Earlicia Latrecia”, decided to actually get married.

If that is not a character name from SNL or Dave Chapelle’s Show....

Not that it lasted, but still... They at the very least took an hour of their precious time to go down to the county courthouse, away from the tv and chicken wings, and made it official for a couple years.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I had something like this happen right in front of my house not too long ago... Black couple arguing in the car, they stop the car, get out of the car, argue some more in the middle of the street, lady climbs into the car and gets behind the wheel and starts to drive away, man jumps on the hood of the car all the while carrying on the argument... she continues to speed up and drives off down the street with him still clinging to the hood.

[GladesGuru]

Name of the perp: “Earlicia Latricia ...”

‘Nuff said!

[bgill]

The real kicker is the last sentence: The January case against her was dropped because, according to a notation in online court records, officials were unable to find the victim.

[gorush]

I'm guilty of a similar offense...does this count?

[PLMerite]

The last paragraph in the story says charges were dropped because they “couldn’t find the victim.”

Maybe they ought to check under her car. She might have been more successful later on.

[Mycroft Holmes]

[ZinGirl]

wonder if she went thru a McDonald's drive-thru on the way....would she at least have gotten him a side of fries?

can see it now: "and do you want anything for the hood ornament?"