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Petrified postmen ordered to stay away from Snowball the cat
Metro [UK] ^
| 4th April, 2012
| Mark Molloy
Posted on 04/10/2012 8:47:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Frightened postal workers have been banned from delivering letters to one notoriously hazardous address after being repeatedly 'attacked' by a three-year-old cat called Snowball.
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Following a thorough investigation the Royal Mail has stopped its workers from delivering mail to the address after labelling the black and white moggy a 'health and safety risk'.
(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: kittyping; napl
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The perp:
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/10/2012 8:48:56 PM PDT
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; devane617; ...
Snowball isn't the only...feline...in this story.
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posted on
04/10/2012 8:51:43 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I've got my shots. I'd slap the crap out of it. I love my catz. But NO CLAWS! ever. Don't tell me you can't train catz. Mine come to: "pig, pig, pig, soooeeeee!"
/johnny
To: JRandomFreeper
I’d just keep my fingers out of the blessed slot.
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posted on
04/10/2012 8:54:12 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: neodad
If I was a postman and a cat decided to attack me through the mail slot in the door I’d just grab that cat’s leg and pull as hard as I could. I promise you that cat would never pull that crap again! Another solution would be to spray a bit of pepper spray through the slot right in the face of the cat.
Here, kitty kitty kitty... Look what Mr. Postman has for you today you little Niedermeyer!
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posted on
04/10/2012 8:55:40 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: neodad
Nothing worse than a pussy with teeth and claws.
That’s why Martian women are having a hard time dating on earth.
To: neodad
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posted on
04/10/2012 8:57:07 PM PDT
by
hatfieldmccoy
(It's not racism..... it's probability, actuarial tables, statistics. Facts are stubborn things.)
To: Slings and Arrows
So cute!
How can this kitty seriously hurt someone sticking her claws through the mail slot? She could get a nice swipe, but “serious”? Come on. Our Russian Olive tree is at least as dangerous when mowing the lawn.
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posted on
04/10/2012 8:57:43 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
I promise you that cat would never pull that crap again!Yep. Besides having commercial cook elephant hide hands, I have opposable thumbs and a brain larger than a friggin walnut. How hard is it?
/johnny
To: Slings and Arrows
This shows how totally wimpy the British have become. No wonder the muslims are over running their country.
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posted on
04/10/2012 9:02:47 PM PDT
by
calex59
To: Slings and Arrows
So I take it water guns are illegal in the UK...
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posted on
04/10/2012 9:02:54 PM PDT
by
Domandred
(Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
Nothing worse than a pussy with teeth and claws.
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posted on
04/10/2012 9:05:24 PM PDT
by
hatfieldmccoy
(It's not racism..... it's probability, actuarial tables, statistics. Facts are stubborn things.)
To: the OlLine Rebel
I hear ya. Just stick the mail in and keep your fingers clear. This isn’t quantum mechanics.
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posted on
04/10/2012 9:06:10 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: JRandomFreeper
What else would be funny is when that cat leg shoots out of the mail slot for the attack just grab it and wrap it up in duct tape!
The cat’s owner will be wondering just how that could have happened!
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posted on
04/10/2012 9:08:27 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
The cat’s owner will be wondering just how that could have happened!Maybe, maybe not. One of mine showed up one morning wearing a paper party hat with the little elastic chinstrap thing, and I never asked a question.
My catz never leave the house.
Sometimes questions are best left unasked.
/johnny
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
Nothing worse than a pussy with teeth and claws.
______________________________________________________
Sounds like the First “Lady”.
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posted on
04/10/2012 9:16:18 PM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(A MUST WATCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KeOLurcQaqI)
To: Slings and Arrows
How about a peace offering? (catnip letter)
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posted on
04/10/2012 9:17:46 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
Scat!
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posted on
04/10/2012 9:20:40 PM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(A MUST WATCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KeOLurcQaqI)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
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posted on
04/10/2012 9:25:58 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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