[SeekAndFind]

Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause] Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

It’s “Dumb and dumberer”..*Sheesh* how dumberer can you get?

[BipolarBob]

Sometimes I read the headlines and say it’s the end of civilization as we know it.

[Eureka_Lead]

Thank the stars.....

I can stop slitting my wrists now

Humor by stupid has saved me....

FFS do I need to tag this with a /sarc

[choctaw man]

Dumb and Dumber: BO and JB.

[TheGunny]

I love it. Im not ashamed to admit it:o)

[Snickering Hound]

[Clemenza]

“Kick his ass, Seabass!”

[Future Snake Eater]

Pretty bird...pretty bird...

Lloyd: I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about a little place called Aspen.

Harry: Oh, I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Great lines from the movie:

[after Lloyd trades the van in for a moped]
Lloyd: Got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen.
Harry: Where did you find that?
Lloyd: Some kid back in town. Traded the van for it strait up. I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this Hawg.
Harry: You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn’t be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkefjCES-4

PA cop: Are you aware its against the law to have a open alchol container here in the state of Pennsylvania. C’mon! Give me that booze you little pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak. C’mon!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD2YJrvd71Y

Lloyd: We’ve got no food. We’ve got no job. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Harry: I can’t believe we drove around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Lloyd: That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let’s not.

[NoDRodee]

Dumb and Dumber sequel
Does That mean Obama and Biden get re-elected?

[Blaine Fabin]

Lloyd: “I desperately want to make love to a school boy”

One of my favorite movies of all time, but I’m not excited about a sequel, just wish they would leave a classic alone.

[mass55th]

I’ll be sure to miss it.

[a fool in paradise]

And featuring Joe Biden as the Beaver.