Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Dead Corpse]

Oct 11th. EV is coming up on 7 months in May. 73% for weight. 97% for length. Gonna be another tall one... ;-)

[Not A Snowbird]

I didn’t think pirates could be organized.

Well, if he looks like Johnny Depp, bring him over here. I’ll organize him. ;-)

[Monkey Face]

ME FIRST!!!
!
Whoa. Hey! He could be our booty/swag!!!

}:o]

[Not A Snowbird]

I’ll share. :-)

[Monkey Face]

Me too!

};o]

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon, all. Y’all can have Johnny Depp ... I’ll take Antonio Banderas.

74, cloudy and windy. I got some plants and pots for the Cub Scouts to do a dirt activity.

[Not A Snowbird]

Well, you have an excellent point.

He was the voice of Puss-N-Boots in the Shrek movies, wasn’t he?

meow!

[HKMk23]

Are they signing it in American Sign Language, or International?

Has to be ASL; they're a U.S. company, and they have to be signing; in space, nobody can hear you sing.

[NicknamedBob]

"... in space, nobody can hear you sing."

Actually, ... that's probably best.

[HKMk23]

In other news...

...I ran across some really cool toys, yesterday; items suitable for the executive desktop, home mantelpiece, curio cabinet, or (if you’ve no small mitts running about grabbing shiny objects) the coffee table.

Enjoy!

http://www.en.boehm-stirling.com/home.html

[Silentgypsy]

G’night and sweet dreams, y’all!

[Tax-chick]

He was the voice of Puss-N-Boots in the Shrek movies, wasn’t he?

Yes. He also played the younger brother in "The Mambo Kings," with Armand Assante as the older brother. Be still my heart ...

And he starred with Johnny Depp in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico," which we're presently part-way through.

[Tax-chick]

Omg, look at the link on post 990. You want that stuff!

[Anoreth]

These things would be broken within 10 minutes of me owning one.
Small items that are not made of metal are immediately crash-tested when they appear in my shop.
Small items made of metal and not shaped like a firearm are immediately lost.

[Not A Snowbird]

I will have to rent that movie!

[Not A Snowbird]

Good night, Gypsy!

[Anoreth]

I may be in love with whoever it is that plays Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones this week.
I like men with blonde hair.

[ThomasThomas]

Quote from the back of a shirt.

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the Swiss are the lover and it is all organized by the Italians.

[Tax-chick]

I like Latinos, from way back in the 70s when Ricardo Montalban was on “Fantasy Island.”

[Tax-chick]

We’re enjoying it. It’s violent in a kung fu movie way, stylized and not gross.