Quote from the back of a shirt.
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the Swiss are the lover and it is all organized by the Italians.
Another version is, Heaven: a British house, an American bank, a Chinese chef, and a Japanese wife. Hell: a Japanese house, a Chinese bank, a British chef, and an American wife.