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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
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To: Scoutmaster
You fed the prayer group?

That was a reasonable conclusion from my post, but actually, the hostess fed the group. I, being diligently dieting, had a cup of coffee; fortunately there wasn't anything I wanted really badly!

681 posted on 04/18/2012 10:03:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Read the lyrics while you listen...

The Fish Song (I Lobster and Never Flounder) -Pinkard and Bowden

I was the cook, ——she was the waitress

Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe

Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad

some little shrimp... lured her away

Oh, I Lobster, n’ never Flounder

He wrapped his line around her

and they drove off in his Carp

Oh, I Lobster n’ never Flounder

I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

I said “just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna

If you want to Trout something new”

She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise

Oh my Cod, I love her, yes I do

Oh, I Lobster, n’ never Flounder

He wrapped his line around her

and they drove off in his Carp

Oh, I Lobster n’ never Flounder

I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

#1 I swordfish she’d come back to me!

#2 Aw, if she did, she’d just throw ya the same ole’ line: “Not

#1 But I’ve kelpt her picture in my walleye all these years, just for the Halibut, I wonder if she’s kept mine in her perch.

#2 Well, we’d better quit sea-horsin’ around here-these people look like they’re goin’ into a state of shark!

Oh, I Lobster, n’ never Flounder

He wrapped his line around her

and they drove off in his Carp

Oh, I Lobster n’ never Flounder

I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1CEvt2lyuc


682 posted on 04/18/2012 10:11:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

Lyrics | Bob Rivers lyrics - The Restroom Door Said, "gentlemen" lyrics
683 posted on 04/18/2012 10:30:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face
Next you'll be singing "Mail Order Dog."

Some of their best work (read: before they went completely obscene) is still only available only on the original vinyl.

684 posted on 04/18/2012 10:53:31 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

685 posted on 04/18/2012 11:14:21 AM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas

I didn’t need to see that face.


686 posted on 04/18/2012 12:04:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
What a cutie.

I'd have to pull out the vinyl to get the exact lyrics, so I'm doing this from memory. Here's how I sing and play "Mail Order Dog," by Pinkard and Bowden.

I'm looking through the catalog
Checking out the pet parts
Saving up my money for a mail order dog.
I might get me a beagle from Spiegel
Or maybe a St. Bernard from Montgomery Ward.
I haven't had much luck with regular dogs
So that's why I'm looking through the catalogs.
They cost more money, but they're worth the price
'Cause mail order dogs are nice.
So I'm looking through the catalog
Checking out the pet parts
Saving up my money for a mail order dog.
I might buy a weenie from J.C. Penney
Or maybe a Pekinese from L.L. Bean.
Get down. [Short instrumental riff]
Get back up again

At about this point, they break into "Delta Dawg," which is their version of "Delta Dawn." This all follows "Don't Pet the Dog," which delightfully rhymes "he gets it confused with romance" and "he'll be asking your ankle to dance."

687 posted on 04/18/2012 1:34:02 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

PINKARD & BOWDEN - Doogie Doo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEEV2jKUhrY&feature=related

I could find that one.


688 posted on 04/18/2012 1:40:51 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas

They have a thing about dogs. I quit buying their music when they veered into the very obscene - during the “Please Censor Us” and “Live in Front of a Bunch of #@^&” era.


689 posted on 04/18/2012 1:53:20 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

I never heard of any of this, and I’m not feeling that’s much of a loss right now.


690 posted on 04/18/2012 2:40:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, wow! Mr. Sg asked what was I reading (uncontrollable snorkling and chortling) and I gasped out, “The UT.” This is most certainly the most wonderful hangout in the universe!


691 posted on 04/18/2012 3:41:37 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; HKMk23; ...

G’night and sweet dreams, y’all!


692 posted on 04/18/2012 3:46:45 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Lady Jag; Darksheare; null and void; Scoutmaster; ...

Hi everyone!

I hope you are all doing well and enjoying (as it may apply to you), your baby, electricity, recovery, dog, Service, snow melting, gardening, building, and other things better left not shared. ;-D

I’ve been having a busy couple of weeks, but wanted to drop by and say Hi!


693 posted on 04/18/2012 4:23:04 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: fanfan; Silentgypsy

Good night, good morning, happy holidays, and all that stuff.


694 posted on 04/18/2012 4:32:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: fanfan

Howdy!


695 posted on 04/18/2012 5:57:26 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick
I never heard of any of this, and I’m not feeling that’s much of a loss right now.

The early works - early to mid-1980s - was quite witty.

Imagine a very, very tall and big, bearded Texan with a bass voice, and a tiny Cajun. Both were accomplished serious songwriters in their own right - Sandy Pinkard had written more than one #1 country song.

To blow off steam, they got together and wrote and performed song parodies (eventually, like small boys, they got vulgar. Over the period of six or seven years of live shows, they got obscene.

In their prime, they invoked a groan, a smile, and a guilty laugh.

Imagine the raw chords of Clapton's version of "Cocaine," and suddenly you hear RIchard Bowden start to sing:

"When you're down on the farm,
And you want to keep warm
Propane."

Or when they show you, to your amazement, that you can sing the lyrics to Green Acres to Hendrix's Purple Haze.

Or the band start playing a familiar tune ("Help Me Make It Through The NIght") and Richard sings, sweetly:

"Take the rosebush from my head.
Shake loose all the little thorns.
What's the sprinkler doing on
So dang early in the morn?
Crawling home at 5 a.m.
Lord this sidewalk sure is hard.
Guess I drank too much again.
Help me make it through the yard.

Kind of makes you verklempt, doesn't it?

696 posted on 04/18/2012 6:04:15 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster
"Early works . . . was [sic] quite witty."

You can dress me up; you just can't take me out.

697 posted on 04/18/2012 6:06:53 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

LOL


698 posted on 04/18/2012 6:52:27 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Scoutmaster

LOL


699 posted on 04/18/2012 6:52:49 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

What’s up, Stephen?

Do you own Baja yet?

Let me know when you want me to build the “Flying Castle” hotel.


700 posted on 04/18/2012 7:14:35 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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