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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: ThomasThomas

It isn’t often you catch sight of planes in the act of copulating.

Notice that the male is quite a bit smaller than the female. He’s lucky he doesn’t get eaten.

Then again, I think it’s unlikely we’ll be seeing him flying around again.

(Thanks for posting the picture!)


661 posted on 04/17/2012 7:44:14 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; ThomasThomas

Like dragons.


662 posted on 04/17/2012 7:57:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 5 of the 17-Day Diet ... -5.4 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

That little one used to breathe fire.

They had him muzzled for this flight.


663 posted on 04/17/2012 8:01:48 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!


664 posted on 04/17/2012 8:05:26 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: NicknamedBob

There you go.

And I think it’s Kathleen’s bedtime.


665 posted on 04/17/2012 8:10:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 5 of the 17-Day Diet ... -5.4 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick

666


666 posted on 04/17/2012 9:11:52 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1183 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

Ooooh, scary!


667 posted on 04/18/2012 3:54:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: null and void; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; ...

668 posted on 04/18/2012 3:55:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: null and void; Dead Corpse

Busy again, huh?

Thanks nully


669 posted on 04/18/2012 5:41:20 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Thanks, Thom! That is beautiful!


670 posted on 04/18/2012 5:42:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; fanfan; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; null and void; ...

I was humming right along here yesterday, when I heard a loud “BOOM” and everything went dark. It seems a pideon committed suicide on a transformer.

I don’t think he’ll be doing that again any time soon. The power was off for over two hours, which is a record. So I just took the opportunity to take a nap.

But now, I’m ba-a-ack!


671 posted on 04/18/2012 5:50:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. Off to feed Kathleen and then my prayer group. It’s chilly here - I had to wear my ear-warmer to go on my walk!


672 posted on 04/18/2012 6:38:33 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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To: Tax-chick
Off to feed Kathleen and then my prayer group.

You fed the prayer group? And at some point I need to finish the "Happy Real Birthday" video I started for Kathleen the day she was born and shelved because working with one hand was a bummer . . .

673 posted on 04/18/2012 6:58:42 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: ThomasThomas
Yar. There be flying saucers in your niece's excellent photo.

Or overhead lights reflected in the window through which she took the photo.

But the Globe will pay more if they be flying saucers.

</Yar>

674 posted on 04/18/2012 7:04:58 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: ThomasThomas

How beautiful! Thank you for posting.


675 posted on 04/18/2012 7:20:06 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.

Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.

Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.”

“But I paid a million dinars for it,” the King protested.

“Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!”

Croesus replied, “When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.”


676 posted on 04/18/2012 8:55:29 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1184 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: null and void

*GROANNNNN*


677 posted on 04/18/2012 9:05:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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To: null and void

Cracked me up. Thank you!


678 posted on 04/18/2012 9:27:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face; null and void

You mean you don’t love bad puns? No punishment for you, then.
Pick a cod, any cod at all. That smelt. Then why say it? Just for the halibut.


679 posted on 04/18/2012 9:30:35 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; null and void

Afternoon, all (EDT). After lunch, we’re going to the library; then we’ll take Tom to his science team meeting. I think I can fit in a stop at The Salvation Army, too: I have some Stuff to give away.


680 posted on 04/18/2012 9:55:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Day 6 of the 17-Day Diet ... -6.8 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
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