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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Tax-chick
I always figured a dust bunnie was somebody either coming or going...
;o]
641
posted on
04/17/2012 10:27:08 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
All trains of thought are encouraged, unless they wreck on something ... in which case, we all tidy up while making jokes.
Back from Weight Watchers and the eye doctor. I lost 2.4 lbs. in 3 weeks. Tom got contact lenses. Now we have to go to the Post Orifice because I have two things that need to go out today, and they already delivered in the neighborhood.
One thing after another ...
642
posted on
04/17/2012 10:45:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Day 5 of the 17-Day Diet ... -5.4 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
To: Tax-chick
My train of thought was derailed!
643
posted on
04/17/2012 11:54:05 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: Tax-chick
No he is a dust kittah.
So cute
644
posted on
04/17/2012 11:59:21 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning ... they’ll just get it dirty again!
645
posted on
04/17/2012 1:57:31 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Day 5 of the 17-Day Diet ... -5.4 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
To: Tax-chick
I tried to use that argument on my mom.
"Why do I have to make my bed when in a few hours I will be getting back in the bed again?"
Despite the logic she didn't buy it.
646
posted on
04/17/2012 2:10:20 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.)
To: Monkey Face
Re: dust bunnie. That’s what they taught us when we were kids.
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I never got that either. Now I practice it.
To: HKMk23; Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob
There were three Indian squaws.
One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.
All three became pregnant.
The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys.
This just goes to prove that the sons of squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
649
posted on
04/17/2012 2:18:32 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1183 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
To: null and void
Thank you for third lol today!
To: null and void; HKMk23; Silentgypsy
I always wondered where the Indians got a hippopotamus skin.
And yes, that is a very big deal, thankyouverymuch!
651
posted on
04/17/2012 4:26:27 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
To: NicknamedBob
The brewmeister took over the kitchen today; he couldn’t work outdoors secondary to rain. He’s still in there. I have cancelled today for lack of interest, other than having attended to some necessary paperwork and correspondence. My iPod dock played “Starbeast” instead of “The Sociopath Next Door” by Martha Stout out of respect for his disinterest in the soft sciences. He has some great conversations with the cats. How lucky can a lady get?
To: NicknamedBob
Well DUH! They skinned a hippopotamus. Sheesh!
654
posted on
04/17/2012 5:19:20 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1183 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
To: null and void
Of course.
It’s just like milking a snake. First you have to get the tiny stool.
655
posted on
04/17/2012 5:29:15 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: ThomasThomas; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Not all sentences must start with a capital.Not many sentences CAN start with a capital.
Sacramento begins a sentence with a capital.
London, as well.
Constantinople used to, though today it's Istanbul, and — although it's nobody's business but the Turks — I STILL wanna know why Constantinople got the works.
656
posted on
04/17/2012 6:34:18 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(GOPe 2012 -- MITT HAPPENS)
To: Silentgypsy
I’ve read “The Sociopath Next Door.” Also, I talk to catz.
657
posted on
04/17/2012 6:42:22 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Day 5 of the 17-Day Diet ... -5.4 lbs. from Day 0. (Please to excuse incoherent posts.)
To: Tax-chick
I’ve always known that there are good reasons that I like you!
Godspeed, g’night, and see you in the A.M.
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; HKMk23; ...
To: Silentgypsy
My niece took this picture while at work today.
660
posted on
04/17/2012 7:37:03 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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