Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Monkey Face]

Give me a vehicle so I don’t have to walk. Then we’ll be even.

[Tax-chick]

I’m often angry enough to lay eggs.

[Monkey Face]

*sheesh*

You have enough kids! LOL!

[NicknamedBob]

The vehicles I drive aren’t worth the cost in gas to get them to you.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Story of my life! Boats and no Liberty; Liberty and no boats! :o]

[Tax-chick]

If I were a mother dinosaur, I could lay 35 eggs or more!

[Monkey Face]

Wellden!

All I can say is that I’m glad you’re a Tax-chick and only produce one every two or three years! I mean, we can’t have too many geniusi inhabiting the UT at once, can we?

And with that, I’m off to bed!

[Tax-chick]

Hope you have a good night. We have a chance of a storm.

[Scoutmaster]

Jim Fixx's autopsy showed a congenital heart problem. He also had heart problems that apparently dated to his days of heavy smoking and heavy weight before he took up running. His autopsy 'revealed that atherosclerosis had blocked one coronary artery 95%, a second 85%, and a third 70%.'

Fixx was a cardiac time bomb, whether he ran or not.

[LibreOuMort]

yay.... uh-oh! Good for you!

[Dead Corpse]

What?

Oh, sorry. I was asleep in the boardroom.

[NicknamedBob]

"Fixx was a cardiac time bomb, whether he ran or not."

So if Dick Quinn was learning about capsaicin and its circulatory health benefits in the eighties, and it presumably extended his life by almost twenty years, why are these people still conducting tests on animals?

Quinn's book, "Left For Dead", by the way, is entertaining as well as informative.

The conclusion to be drawn from this information is that exercise alone is not an answer to good health and longevity. Nor are proper nutrition and dietary supplements.

Both together are best, and having healthy parents and no congenital defects are good investments too.

[NicknamedBob]

That’s okay. You need your rest.

With all the rest of us getting short-tempered because of the heat, we don’t want you to come up short of sleep.

[no-to-illegals]

standard Undead practice

Gosh ... did terribly on tests in school.
Did I pass?

[no-to-illegals]

I have trained myself

and there was a promise made to keep.
More prayers Face, and may the journey
be worthy when the Viewer decides.

[no-to-illegals]

official office of officiousness has not been recognized

Bob was afraid of that. Those official offices'
of officiousness are what the business office of quotedness of
non-quoting unofficialness said once when asked
a question. Bet (with your wisdom) you already know
what their answer was. Yep Bob, you are correct.
The non-quoting unofficialness business office made
no comment.

[no-to-illegals]

Obama America

Once upon a time there was a land where elections were held.
Lord willing and the creek rises, Obama America will
be swept to what one would pray is Obama America's
final resting place. In the neck of the wood I live in
it is called the porto potty. Nobody cleans it, except when
the vacuum hose is inserted (this time called a vote),
then it goes swoosh up and out to be in the
land of sewerdom. With the waste of the administration
in thought and actuality,
(imho) it can never be even partially returned
to the affluent where it would be drank again.

Will say a prayer before the vote and will drink a toast to such
for it to be after having cast that vote. My word!

[Tax-chick]

You seem pretty Undead to me.

[NicknamedBob]

"The non-quoting unofficialness business office made no comment."

Well, yes. Of course.

That goes without saying.

[no-to-illegals]

Sg, am doubting you have ever received a stupid award.
Am willing to bet your intelligence level is on par with Bob
if not higher, and Bob is wise.

Bob I always give the ladies the benefit of the doubt.
When viewing the ladies, am certain the steps of a lady
are twenty steps ahead of any man and the ladies have not at that
time of the twenty steps ahead shifted into light speed.
Bob for guys, the ladies never slow down unless they (the ladies) make
the decision to do so. This is not a diss to men, instead
when a lady slows down to take a look it is a compliment
Long live the men ladies!