[no-to-illegals]

Sg, am doubting you have ever received a stupid award.
Am willing to bet your intelligence level is on par with Bob
if not higher, and Bob is wise.

Bob I always give the ladies the benefit of the doubt.
When viewing the ladies, am certain the steps of a lady
are twenty steps ahead of any man and the ladies have not at that
time of the twenty steps ahead shifted into light speed.
Bob for guys, the ladies never slow down unless they (the ladies) make
the decision to do so. This is not a diss to men, instead
when a lady slows down to take a look it is a compliment
Long live the men ladies!

[NicknamedBob]

"When viewing the ladies, am certain the steps of a lady are twenty steps ahead of any man and the ladies have not at that time of the twenty steps ahead shifted into light speed."

My brother and I were discussing etiquette.

I had reminded him that a gentleman precedes a lady going down stairs, and follows her going up stairs.

"Yes," said my brother, "particularly if there is a bedroom upstairs."

And Rush Limbaugh has been known to say, "I love the Women's Movement, especially when walking behind it."

Further, in regard to awards for stupidity, when someone says, "What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?" -- I never answered that question.