Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Wow! Which ones do you have?
Computer-assisted instruction is helpful, too. The best ones have quizzes that explain the rationale for the correct answer, but also explain the rationale for the incorrect responses. Knowledge of the subject is much more comprehensive after one of those courses.
The question begs to be asked: Howdja get so many TV’s? Do you use them for target practice or do you have occasional bouts of disinhibition wherein you drill them? Did you store them in a dark, quiet environment wherein they were fruitful and multiplied?
What do you think of making a bookcase out of the old fridge? It’s stainless steel and really pretty. The cats like sitting on top of it to gaze down upon the dog and the rest of their domain.
I haven't had much luck with onions, but the problem is likely that I don't give them enough water. Our garlic does well, but we plant it in late fall.
Updated garden photos will be posted this week.
TC, were the serrano peppers hot?
SG, did you find the warranty?
Maybe it’s because people have to get angry about something before they feel a need to change it.
Oh, lots, mostly history and literature. I have WW1 and WW2, a whole batch on the Middle Ages, Shakespeare tragedies, practically everything on Greece and Rome, and also some on the sciences. And the wine one.
Most are on CD, so I can listen in the kitchen or the van. I don’t usually spend more than five minutes at a time on the computer! Like now, I’m headed upstairs to lie down for an hour, I hope. Kathleen finally fell asleep a minute before we pulled in the driveway.
I got two loads of laundry done today, and have enough money for two more tomorrow, and with luck, it will be enough to give me something to wear that can be seen in public! LOL!
I’m going to bed shortly, but I just wanted to let everyone know I’m alive.
hehehehe
Glad to hear you’re alive! :-)
Thank you. I was concerned but didn’t want to panic. I figured that you would text T-c and let us know that you’re OK. Sleep well, my FRiend!
LOL, good for you!
I did some laundry too....we are babysitting a dog who thinks a female dog is just pretending to be a blanket.
We have a new dog too. A female. Pictures soon.
(What a confusing post, LOL.)
Nope, today was in-the-house work. Tomorrow is outdoor-garden-and-looking-in-the-storage-units work. If we’re all happy and healthy, who gives a rip about warranties? Now that we’re on (in) terra firma, I’ll be better organized. Until then, Face is home and everything is wonderful!
God bless, and sleep well!
I salute you! Get all the naps you can!
Same here. This week vinegar is my new best friend.
Last week it was baking soda.
Oh, and then there is vinegar and olive oil, oh my.
Sleep well yurself.
Elvis willed them to me. Most were bullet riddled when took them home. Elvis is still with us. He hides out here. Before there are millions of people at my location, just want to say Elvis has left the building for parts unknown. Said he would be sending someone to take care of my opening my pie-hole. What is a pie-hole?
What do you think of making a bookcase out of the old fridge?
Elvis yelled on the way out he needs a new hiding place. I'll ask him where he wants the fridge delivered. Oh shucks, he's gone! Elvis took a shot at me before he left. He missed and hit the TV.
If Elvis needs a place to hide out, our fridge is the ideal place. I used to tell people that I had a price, but nobody thought I knew anything worth paying for. Therefore, no one would even consider that we are hiding dear old Elvis. (Did I ever tell you that one of my best friends had a monkey named Elvis? He hated me. Her husband assured me that they left Elvis to me in his will. I would vastly have preferred their vast collection of automatic weapons, but instead, they willed me Elvis. Since they did not kick off, they had to donate Elvis to a zoo where he was promptly declared persona non grata. I dodged the bullet on that one.)
Would Elvis be displeased if he had to share the fridge with multiple Peterson’s Field Guides? I need quick access to those.
Anyway, sweet dreams!
I am rather appreciating the tone of the recent posts.
Sweet Dreams Silent.
A prayer you are sleeping well at this time.
I think that you, Elvis and my Peterson’s (Petersen’s) Field Guides might be a bit too much volume for the fridge. However, we do plan to get a rather large freezer when finances allow....
Sweet dreams, Nnb!
Bob ... this is troubling. The tone of this post scares me.
You should be in no danger as long as you do not resemble a TV, or even sound like one. If you get nervous, just start making intelligent sounds; start reciting the Periodic Table of the Elements or something. TVs never make sounds like that.
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