The question begs to be asked: Howdja get so many TV’s? Do you use them for target practice or do you have occasional bouts of disinhibition wherein you drill them? Did you store them in a dark, quiet environment wherein they were fruitful and multiplied?
What do you think of making a bookcase out of the old fridge? It’s stainless steel and really pretty. The cats like sitting on top of it to gaze down upon the dog and the rest of their domain.
Elvis willed them to me. Most were bullet riddled when took them home. Elvis is still with us. He hides out here. Before there are millions of people at my location, just want to say Elvis has left the building for parts unknown. Said he would be sending someone to take care of my opening my pie-hole. What is a pie-hole?
What do you think of making a bookcase out of the old fridge?
Elvis yelled on the way out he needs a new hiding place. I'll ask him where he wants the fridge delivered. Oh shucks, he's gone! Elvis took a shot at me before he left. He missed and hit the TV.