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To: no-to-illegals

If Elvis needs a place to hide out, our fridge is the ideal place. I used to tell people that I had a price, but nobody thought I knew anything worth paying for. Therefore, no one would even consider that we are hiding dear old Elvis. (Did I ever tell you that one of my best friends had a monkey named Elvis? He hated me. Her husband assured me that they left Elvis to me in his will. I would vastly have preferred their vast collection of automatic weapons, but instead, they willed me Elvis. Since they did not kick off, they had to donate Elvis to a zoo where he was promptly declared persona non grata. I dodged the bullet on that one.)
Would Elvis be displeased if he had to share the fridge with multiple Peterson’s Field Guides? I need quick access to those.
Anyway, sweet dreams!


3,234 posted on 06/25/2012 5:25:43 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy; no-to-illegals; Scoutmaster; null and void; Darksheare

I am rather appreciating the tone of the recent posts.


3,235 posted on 06/25/2012 5:42:09 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Sweet Dreams Silent.


3,236 posted on 06/25/2012 5:42:56 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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