Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
HEH! At this complex, one needs to be 62 to get in...I have been here for almost six years.
Kissy things to you and yours...I probably have shoes older than you....;o]
You’re looking into a chitinous exoskeleton?
Is that “looking into” as in “investigating,” or as in “peering inside”? If the latter, do let us know how the current occupant of said exoskeleton responds.
On further consideration... There just may be a market for translucent polycarbonate body armor; perhaps OLED lined with video inputs, integrated 4G “hot spot,” tunable colors, and variable degrees of clarity...
Just have to ensure that, on power failure, it goes black.
Or not. Accounting for varying tastes, and all.
And — speaking of tastes — perhaps we’d incorporate flavors, later on....
Hey, Girl...
Yes, I am up LATE, but some days, it goes like that!
Today was a day that wasn’t all that great, but for now, I will thank the gods that be for the blessings that are bestowed upon me.
YOIKS!
At this moment, I will thank my silly self for being such an awesomely life-giving mama...Some days, life is sucky. Other days, life sucks.
And for YOU, (she sez) my clarity and luminescence define who I am...
Obtaining spiritual clarity is always a given on the UT.
“Investigating.” I wouldn’t “peer inside.” Aren’t there laws against that?
All input gratefully accepted.
I’m not all that concerned re: transparency. I’d just like protection from rain, snow, low temps, etc.
Ack! Scrap the flavor thing, please!
Am about to venture back out to the garden. It almost killed me once today. TTYL
WHAT?
Heh! SG: They are called “FLOATIES.” The thingys that are called floaties are not an indication of blindness...There is NO “experation date” of living life as it should be lived.
It’s all good, my FRiend! Wherever I am, I’ll send positive vibes to you and to my fellow FReepers!
Please forget the flavors. Howsome ever, I’d like you to be my personal wardrobe consultant.
Picture a round little old lady who was once a progressive resistance lifter and a runner. Factor in a martial arts background. Then, make me invisible. All suggestions gratefully accepted.
Oh, fagettaboutit. I’ll wear a bedsheet or something.
For something like a costume party, you could go as a Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtle. Not entirely a chitinous exoskeleton, but moving along in the right direction.
Suggestion: The costume could be heavy. Implement a built-in sitting option by making the tail rigid. Then all you have to do is balance on it, (lean forward).
You could "love" being a Turtle!
Also: Be the hit of the party by offering to freshen someone's drink. Open a panel on the stomach of the costume and put out a couple of ice cubes and some bubbly. It would keep you cool in the costume too.
I need another suggestion. You’d have to know the crowd. It’s not a costume party. I await your input w/baited breath (and you know what that does to my pH, so *hurry*!)
Well, not knowing the crowd, I’ll guess “Lady Bug” and then give up.
Trust me, you don’t want to know that crowd.
G’night and sweet dreams!
I am my own crowd of unruly persons. I am legion.
Good night.
... and now,
Let the preparations begin.
Let the imaginations start.
“Cry Havoc! And let loose the puppies of romp and tumble!”
but no one will look at you
Dress like MOOOOOOOOschelle.
You won’t exactly be invisible...
but no one will look at you
beat ya
The cheeseburger reference on this one keeps making me hungry...
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