Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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3k?
Or a hole in the head. What did you die of? Is there a memorial fund so we can donate for research into the cause of your demise?
Everyone knows an ant can't
move a rubber tree plant
But he had hiiii hopes,
apple pie hopes
I could move a cactus. Or a cat.
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Could this be a new Undead Thread? It would continue the “Unhealthy Food and Crime” theme, and, although it doesn’t have Cthulu in it, Australia is a pretty strange place.
If I had a chitinous exoskeleton, I wouldn’t have to worry about what to wear to an upcoming wedding. Thanks for the idea—am looking into it as we speak.
“Tennis anyone??”
All eyes turn, then drift upward, out of reach, trilling in apprehension at the sight of their Arch-nemesis: The Racket!
floatie things
Are they called “floaters”? They were the first indication of approaching my expiration date lol!
Doggies! How dead can you be, if you love chocolate?
SUE THE BESTIDS!!!
The Styx....so sez Rick Reardon
We have an electric fly-zotter that is even worse.
Why am I here?
What have I done to make things so silly?
If I were to detail all the years of your silliness contributions, I wouldn’t have time to do laundry.
No, Sweetie...they are “floaties.” They occur in older eyes.
They make us want to rub our eyes until we can realize that life is good.
What????
(She sez, eating a succulent pear...)
I’m sure my eyes are older than your eyes. When I was your age, I was much older.
Are they black dots that float around in your humor (aqueous or vitreous? I can’t remember.)
The punctuation police would execute me.
xoxoxo
Wow! That fruit must be a speed equivalent! You’re up late, aren’t you? YAY!
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