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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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To: Monkey Face

Is A/C air conditioning or assisted something-or-another? Prayers up for you and for your family.


2,661 posted on 06/12/2012 10:28:44 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face

Sweet dreams, Face!


2,662 posted on 06/12/2012 10:31:31 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face

I know nuh-ting! (Schultz, Hogan’s Heroes)


2,663 posted on 06/12/2012 10:37:54 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God. Sionnsar, mo chridh, tha mi fo bhronach nach bith thu an seo.)
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To: LibreOuMort

Shultz was my hero!!! I see nuh-ting!


2,664 posted on 06/13/2012 5:22:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Silentgypsy

Air conditioning.


2,665 posted on 06/13/2012 5:24:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

“The hurricane is threatening theisland, what do you do?”

[Image of island being teleFRAG’d]

“The hurricane is safe!”
*groan*

Seriously though, in the story, the teleFRAG does lead to a stable usable teleporter.
They dod have to sift through tons of data to figure out what exactly happened.


2,666 posted on 06/13/2012 5:30:48 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; LibreOuMort; Harmless Teddy Bear; ...

2,667 posted on 06/13/2012 6:15:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Genetic testing of unborn babies: measuring the morality of our culture. (Wesley Smith)
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To: Tax-chick

Me doing recruit training.


2,668 posted on 06/13/2012 6:47:30 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

LOL! First grade Sunday School class, too.


2,669 posted on 06/13/2012 8:15:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Genetic testing of unborn babies: measuring the morality of our culture. (Wesley Smith)
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To: Darksheare

A teleFRAG is nice, but right now we really need a teleTELEprompter...


2,670 posted on 06/13/2012 8:27:24 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1240 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
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To: NicknamedBob; Flotsam_Jetsome; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Scoutmaster; ...

” When you start expecting unpredictability, that’s when everything begins to go horribly wrong. “

Never fails !


2,671 posted on 06/13/2012 8:30:07 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick

Darling kittehs!


2,672 posted on 06/13/2012 8:59:33 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Yes, but then they get bigger, and they MEOW loudly at your baby in the middle of the night.


2,673 posted on 06/13/2012 2:06:11 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Don't be so scared ... it's just a baby!)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Darksheare

I’m still undecided about cats.

Sometimes I think the best thing about them is that they don’t have thumbs.


2,674 posted on 06/13/2012 4:32:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Flotsam_Jetsome; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; ...
Waving back, FJ! Hi everyone!

When you start expecting unpredictability, that's when everything begins to go horribly wrong.

Or does noticing that everything is beginning to go horribly wrong make you expect unpredictability?

2,675 posted on 06/13/2012 5:02:22 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: ThomasThomas; Flotsam_Jetsome; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; null and void
What does unexpected have to do with unpredictability?

If unpredictability means "not predictable; not to be foreseen or foretold: an unpredictable occurrence", how is that different from unexpected?

2,676 posted on 06/13/2012 5:15:47 PM PDT by fanfan (.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
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To: NicknamedBob

We have two polydactyls. One of them unscrews valve stem covers and other things. We’ve been blessed/cursed w/animals that enjoy challenges. One dog removed one of the pedals from my exercycle. Another dog stole a whole orange and left the peel inside-out on the living room floor. Thumb-forefinger prehension is highly overrated.


2,677 posted on 06/13/2012 5:27:47 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy
It made more sense the second time I read it. The first time I glanced and I thought you wrote "we have two pterodactyls."

With the UT you never know.

2,678 posted on 06/13/2012 6:10:19 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare
"With the UT you never know."

On a recent trip I started assembling the plot elements for a quest-style story set in a future Flying Castle space habitat.

Like seven thousand years in the future.

Reminiscent of Heinlein's "Universe".

Needless to say, all the fine mechanisms that keep everything so cozy here have long since malfunctioned, and those remnants of technology that may still function are unpredictable and scary.

This will take a long gestation period.

2,679 posted on 06/13/2012 6:23:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Wonderful!


2,680 posted on 06/13/2012 6:41:28 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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