Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Have a great night Sis!
The only home epidural I can think of is an axe, and I’m not sure that’s helpful.
UNGH, that is hard to deal with.
I would like to contribute to promoting a memorial library wing in a local church-affiliated or public library in the area. The concept being that donations of books or contributions could be made to establish and perpetuate a reading room and study center for younger students and science fiction fans.
If I really want to get into the dirty laundry, she subscribes to People magazine and (because she's not teaching school for the summer) she watches The View. And if a show's remotely related to something like The Bachelor(ette), she's not going to miss a moment about and then wants to talk about the contestants (about whom I know nothing and care even less).
And she has to watch the evening news to get her weather because she doesn't trust the weather from the internet.
I frequently worry about her.
You would prefer she believe unattractive physicians? :)
As long as she doesn’t read Redbook and do some of the advice it has.
“Surprise your guy, answer the door in the buff!”
[Yes, Redbook once had such advice..]
I read “People” magazine in the line at Walmart. I think Jessica Simpson has had a baby, btw. I’m sure it’s not as perfect as Kathleen, though.
And I watched an episode of “Bridezillas” and one of “My Fair Wedding” at my parents’ place a couple of weeks ago. Whassup with those people, anyway? The bride having her fairy-tale wedding designed by the fairy wedding designer was polite to everyone, at least, and included all her friends, even the hefty one with bad skin. Nice girl, deserved a pretty wedding and a happy marriage.
That’ll shock the stove repairman!
Well, it has surprised more than that.
But what kind of advice is that anyway?
“Hey, I know! Let’s MORTIFY our readership by telling them to do stupid things!”
They probably had a scientific study showing that it worked great.
Focus groups and powerpoint slides as well.
Thanks for telling me about Harold. Once again, the UTers have expanded my horizons.
Can I call you nully, nully?
Please forgive the presumptuousness. I turned a whole year old on FR yesterday and got a little squirelly in my enthusiasm.
I blame the coughee.
That was a good way to celebrate your FR anniversary! Coughee is aways good!
(The joke was funny!!)
So happy anniversary! ;o]
Almost like they are saying, “You’d better have a good reason for waking us up!”
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2012/06/11/3307554/family-friends-remember-renaissance.html
An acquaintance from the Folk Society, killed in an accident a few days ago. (Pinged y’all because of your musical interests.)
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