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The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[NicknamedBob]

"Shop the bargains!"

I did! I got a hat for three dollars, and a shirt for ten.

Of course, I was looking for shoes.

See you at Wallyworld, Ladies.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Good job.

[stephenjohnbanker]

New hat!

New shirt!

No shoes!

Sounds like a new country & western song.......

[Tax-chick]

[Tax-chick]

Last night during Veneration of the Cross, he was testing the properties of candle flame ... how far does the heat reach, compared to the light, compared to the distortion. Is it different from the top or from the side? What if I turn the candle this way, or that way?

Fortunately, no disasters occured. I would catch his eye and gesture “holding the candle level in both hands,” and it would go back in place until he had another thought ...

[Silentgypsy]

Your nervous system has to be made of stainless steel.

[NicknamedBob]

"Sounds like a new country & western song......."

Yeah! And I can whip out a few verses and ...

No.

.

Trust me; you're better off without it.

[NicknamedBob]

"Your nervous system has to be made of stainless steel."

Ah, but T-c has the smug confidence of knowing that there is a market for such children.

[Silentgypsy]

Wow, you really cleaned up @ overpriced union store! When we go to a place like that, we only buy sale items, specialty items you can’t get anywhere else, or manager’s specials. Fortunately, up the street from the overpriced store is a Save A Lot, which is like a tiny warehouse club w/decent prices, and a butcher shop that only sells meat,fish and poultry raised/caught in America. Most of the frozen sea food is imported from Asia, so we pass on those. The closest warehouse club is about 60 miles away, whereas the Save a Lot is about 10-11 miles.

[Tax-chick]

Having been through almost every possible disaster in church (not a cataclysmic fire, though, and the small one wasn’t our fault), I usually manage to remain fairly calm. Sometimes I have a little adult beverage in advance, depending on the hour.

[NicknamedBob]

Ah, yes, that reminds me of the debacle of the taffy pull.

Nully? Your cue.

[null and void]

Do you mean the Peter Pull at St Taffy’s?

[Silentgypsy]

Of *course* there’s a market for such children! It’s getting the children from childhood to adulthood while preserving your sanity that’s the trick.

[Silentgypsy]

Kathleen was born early morning, no? Maybe her circadian rhythm is stuck in that pattern. All my life, I only came online around 1130. I had to alter the pattern for school and work, but whenever I had the opportunity, my workday started @ 1130. In retirement, same thing.

[null and void]

Tan shoes
pink shoe laces
a polkadot vest
and man o man
Tan shoes
pink shoe laces
and a big Panama
with a purple hat band

[Silentgypsy]

Oh, c’mon, whip out a few verses. Just remember to include a pickup truck, jail, the flag, your mom, alcohol, heartbreak, a train....

[Silentgypsy]

Lol! Thanks for the first one today!

[Tax-chick]

She was born just before 8:00 a.m. So was James, but he goes to bed much more reasonably!

[Silentgypsy]

She’s probably been reading ThomasThomas’ posts and wants to stay up late w/the big kids and play w/legos.

[stephenjohnbanker]

There we go!